Two incredibly sexy celebrity gym selfies in one day? What have we done to deserve something so divine?!
Today, the hottest member of the JoBro clan—Nick Jonas, duh—posted a revealing photo on Instagram. As you can see, he’s showing off his rippling abs and bulging biceps, framed by this jagged V sinking down into his low-rise sweatpants. Everything about this photo is an adult wet dream realized, because before today, shirtless photos of Nick Jonas were surprisingly few and far between.
We’d thank Mrs. Jonas for her flawless creation, but this is clearly the work of the Disney Channel.
Next on the celebrity selfie scanner is Hugh Jackman, who is definitely not gay. Really not gay. Stop talking about it.
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This photo isn’t a proper selfie, but it’s undeniable proof that Mr. Jackman is, without a doubt, Wolverine. Anyone that busts out of a pair of gym shorts like that is clearly half man, half beast.
So tell us, who took the better gym selfie?!
RomanHans
The better photo is from the guy who didn’t think, “I’ll bet you wanna see my armpit.”
Andy
Definitely Nick! He is one sexy motherfucker!
Andy
@RomanHans: Some people are into armpits. Just saying…
Windhover
In fact, I did want to see his armpit, and the seeing of it has made me happy. I think now I shall always see it in my mind’s eye.
Katbox
Young one. A thousand times over.
Those toe shoes look hideous.
Shadeaux
Hugh is just a tall drink of water and I’m thristaaay!!!!
Snapper59
The photo of Nick looks so worked-on that it looks like a painting. They must have a tour or new CD coming up.
Homophile
Dear Nick Jonas,
Thank you for not listening to your stylist when s/he told you to shave your chest and stomach.
Love,
Your future stalker.
Homophile
@Snapper59:
Have you ever used Instagram?
Snapper59
@Homophile: No, do all the photos look like they were shot with Vaseline on the lens? Maybe I should.
eddiesocket
Does Queerty not know what a “selfie” is? Both of these pics were clearly taken by someone else.
Gigi Gee
Cum Gutters all the way!!
@eddiesocket — I know right…selfies? Who’s working at Queerty now?
Eiswirth
I saw “The Wolverine” this past weekend. Hugh is 10 times more ripped than Nick will ever be, and a lot sexier, IMO. Not that Nick isn’t hot or sexy, but he’s not in the same class as Mr. Jackman. Or nearly as talented.
Homophile
@Snapper59:
LOL ya pretty much.
You can choose different filters before you post the photo.
miagoodguy
Battle of the gym selfies (these pics are not selfies) AKA battle of the d-bags
EManhattan
The photo of Nick is sooooo photoshoped! Did you note the halo around his head? I wonder who’s body it is – not Nicks, for sure.
This looks like a piece by a summer intern who’s not being given proper supervision – at least one of the photos is fake and the text is lame.
B Damion
I wonder what sex with white guys is like? I’ve never had pink dick.
GymJockTX
Hands down Nick. Hot torso there. Jackman is hot, no question, and 110% straight too, but the pic is very unflattering to his legs. Yikes.
Spike
I bet that Jonas kids pubes are shaved smooth, yuk.
Matt G
Nick Jonas is a sexy little diabetic, but sweet mother of god how many filters are on that picture? That thing makes a Barbra Walters interview look hi-res
HernanMinogue
I’d lick his nipples 😉
Gavinz
Hugh Jackman is by far much sexier, but really…could his photo be considered a selfie? How can you compare some young kind flexing shirtless to Hugh clothed lifting weights? Take off his shirt and in the same pose, Hugh would blow the kid away. Nick’s photo has used the burn tool on photoshop way too much!
pankra001
@Eiswirth: Sorry I don’t agree with your assessment. Nick is a very talented guy. I saw him last year on Broadway in How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and he was great. And he’s a talented musician and singer as well.
I love Hugh Jackman also, I just think they are both equally talented.
pankra001
Jesus, Nick is ripped! What a hottie.
elbertdijkgraaf
#nofilter should be included as hashtag underneath that Jonas picture…
hephaestion
I am a great fan of both of these men. Both are terribly talented, but I am very depressed to see Hugh Jackman in TOE SHOES! That, I submit, is absolute proof that he is heterosexual.
andy0529
Not selfies dumb asses!