Beau Breedlove Signing Naked Photos of Himself

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Quick! Drop everything! Clear your evening schedule! Lucky Portland residents will have a chance to meet former mayoral lover, non-frontal porn model, penis size judge, and “media star” Beau Breedlove as he signs copies of his Unzipped magazine cover. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE THERE!

Special appearance from Portland’s Mayor Sam Adams. OMG J/K!%*()@!!!

[via FFAO]