Beau Breedlove’s New Gig: Judging Penis Size


Former paramour to Portland’s new mayor. Naked Unzipped coverboy. And now Beau Breedlove has a new job prospect: Penis size judge.

In a publicity stunt we hope finds its way to YouTube, Breedlove agreed to judge a competition where contestants stacked donuts on their penis — the winner, as these things go, was chosen by the guy who could stack the most on his enormous wang.

“Cockfest” is an annual publicity stunt for Portland’s Voodoo Doughnuts, and given Breedlove is the biggest gay celebrity in town, it’s only fitting he’d be asked to take part. He helped anoint the winner, who went home with $400 for stacking three doughnuts on his member, reports Willamette Weekly.

And with all this Brent Corrigan-Michael Lucas fighting, Breedlove is proving a welcome reprieve when it comes to the all important pop culture category of “men who take their clothes in front of a camera off for cash.” Though it’s unclear whether, like his Unzipped cover, Breedlove was paid anything this time around.