Beautiful Brazilian Men Frolic on the Beach Together. Oh, And There’s a Plot

QUEERTY APPROVED — Watching this trailer for caRIOcas begs the question: Why doesn’t the U.S. have programming like this? Even Noah’s Arc was never as captivating (or, frankly, titillating) as this new Brazilian series looks to be. Producers tell Queerty that while the show — its name is a spin on “cariocas,” or native of Rio de Janeiro — hasn’t yet been picked up for broadcast, they’re “in talks” with cable company Globosat for South American air, as well as cable networks in the U.S. Please?