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WATCH: Beauty And The Beast Actually About A Cross-Dressing Twink

When we first started watching this re-dub of the opening song from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast we thought, “Ugh, just more tired gay stereotypes.” But once Belle gets moving through her small provincial town, [s]he lets out his/her inner bitch and  throws serious shade at just about everyone. Who knew that Belle was actually a young androgyne just looking for a hairy beast to shag? She’s also apparently into crack pipes and wool sweaters.

 

Source: WehoGuy30 via Jezebel.com

 

 

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6 Comments

  • the nosh guy

    no way… no cross dressing twink would ever date a beast… girl, he’d only go after a hottie.

  • Katt

    HI-LA-RI-OUS!!!!

  • Nice Sean

    Who isn’t?

  • B-Rock

    HEY girl!

  • Blondel

    @the nosh guy:

    As a cross-dresser who happens to be have twink body I highly agree with your comment. Nothing is more of a turnoff to me than a bear as part of my own androgyny is being smooth and so i’m naturally attracted to guys who are likewise smooth. Bears/’Beast’-types are anything but that and as such if I were Belle in this case, I would only date Beast if I knew that my doing so would revert him to a pristine & hair-free guy….if not, I guess I could date Gustav for a spell.

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