IT'S WAY PAST TIME

Because U.S. Marriage Equality Ads Suck, Americans Try To Get An Awesome Australian Ad On TV

Because in America we only make boring marriage equality ads like this, there’s now a Facebook fundraising campaign to get the mega-awesome Australian marriage equality ad, “It’s Time,” on U.S. television. While we’d love to see our fantasy boyfriend Julian Shaw propose to us on national TV, we expect the ad will only air on LOGO or some hippie liberal channel like MTV or MSNBC, while the other channels say that they don’t air politically divisive ads. After that, they’ll show some commercial with a smiling lady watching her idiot husband get hit in the nards by his stupid brat kid… because that’s what Americans like.