Beer, And Other Things You Can Drench Yourself In With This Boot

This is an ad for an actual product called the “Beer Boot,” though at first glance it looks like the “Beer Glass Dildo (With Merged Testicles At The Base)”. It holds up to four beers, though I’ll need somebody else to calculate for me whether that means it holds more wine than Starbucks’ Trenta. I’m assuming the gay dance anthem playing behind the obviously fashion-forward and fabulous German fella (and the tagline “It’s a glass beer boot. And it’s straight awesome”) is a nod to potential gay consumers, who need something kitschy in order to be convinced to drink beer.