Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Anna Storelli (a.k.a. Current Public Enemy #1).
Storelli was recently waiting in line at a restaurant in Santa Monica when she saw a couple behind her kiss. She was so offended by it that she felt the need to throw an epic, seven-minute, profanity-laden tantrum that puts Jennifer “literally-the-bitch” Boyle’s Michael’s meltdown from last November to shame.
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But here’s the real crazy thing: The couple Storelli got so upset about, to the point of feeling she might “vomit,” was straight. Usually this stuff only happens when gay people do it. But Anna, apparently, finds anyone–gay, straight, whatever–kissing in public offensive. So much so that she called the female partner a “slut,” a “prostitute,” a “b*tch,” an “ugly b*tch,” and “the ugliest b*tch I’ve ever seen.”
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She also threatens to report the couple to the police for “doing prostitution in public,” then accuses them of “sexually harassing” her, then she says, actually, they weren’t making out, they were “having sex” in front of her, then she demands a refund from the restaurant, threatens to have the cashier fired, and calls 9-1-1, but not before boasting that she is a proud “American.”
Seriously.
See for yourselves…
https://youtu.be/uAWv6Pv_rG0
jkthsnk
She’s not amor-phobic, just cheap. I’ve seen people do crazy things to get free food.
LucasH
So, I googled her name to see what came up, and I think I found her on Twitter and FB really easily…and assuming these profiles are actually her…she is totally, completely bonkers. Like, out of her mind, not living in the same reality as we are, the girl is nuts. As if the video in this article wasn’t enough proof…
BitterOldQueen
So (A) if she’s carrying on about straight people, why is this featured on Queerty, an ostensibly gay-interest website? There are plenty of non-straight people getting yelled at and worse in public. And (B) She is a totally vile person. And (C) Welcome to trump’s America, where people feel free to spew their hateful nonsense. But (D) Yeah, straight people making out can get pretty gross.
Ethicole
What an accurate username.
dwes09
a. it is entertainment
b. it is fascinating to watch someone over-entitled, totally self absorbed and cripplingly neurotic who feels Trump’s election gives them some sort of moral high ground for their rants.
c. straight people making out are no more gross than gay people making out, or more interesting depending on your personal feelings about PDA’s. At the end of the take you here someone referring to the kiss as “only a kiss on the forehead”, not sure if it was the man or one of the folks on line.
And your bitterness looks to be eating away at your ability to enjoy yourself. Best to deal with that!
Sluggo2007
@Ethicole – Good one!
Roan
If this her twitter @AnnaStorelli, she is a certified nutter who believes she is Justin Bieber’s wife and sends him pornographic pictures of herself as well as posting her phone number in a pinned tweet.
11jks13
Life as she know it is DONEZO…….I agree not really for this site.
whatsaywhat
LOL at “I am an American”….
Yeah sweetie, we get it: you’re fat, entitled, deluded and a puritanical prude. We already figured out that you’re an American.
Sluggo2007
You forgot that she has a snowball’s chance in hell of ever getting laid.
FnameLname
She is clearly mentally ill and although her rant makes it very hard to ignore you really cannot punish her for her tantrum. I am surprised the people in the store were not able to put together that she was not dealing with a full deck. She needs medication and counseling. Can you imagine how miserable she must be in her daily life if watching people kiss set her off? She must be quite lonely which tends to make people kinda moody. I hope she gets the help she needs.
surreal33
She is lucky most people would have slapped the taste out her fat, mentally unstable, mouth.
paul dorian lord fredine
someone needs to get laid!!! bitch be nuts!!
ChrisK
To be honest I agree with her. I don’t want to see people making out while I’m trying to eat my lunch. It’s gross and it’s only done for show.
Ethicole
Watch the video. He gave her a peck on the forehead.
StacysMusings
I agree, not really for this site. I will say that I’ve seen couples making out in public, and it’s just… not appropriate. I’d rank it up there with wearing socks with sandals.
dwes09
Wearing socks with sandals is a fashion choice. Purely personal and neither gross nor inappropriate, except to judgmental folks who do well to keep their opinion to themselves in public. As for PDA’s, a kiss on the forehead or on the lips is neither gross nor inappropriate any more than a hug or holding hands is (and gay folks have fought for the abilioty to do it without danger to themselves). Swapping spit and grinding groins is, unless you are 14-16 and don’t know any better.
All indication is that they were engaging in a perfectly reasonable and cute PDA.
Xzamilloh
This could be summed up better by Stan from American Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCfdKHz7b3c
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Terrycloth
If everyone around her pretended she was invisible and ignore her dont.look or talk to her she might go away..she loves the attention
khan72
Her Facebook profile picture is of her drinking out of a container that looks like the head of a penis – this girl is playing all of us and it’s working
Jack Meoff
That is some funny shit. I love watching morons have meltdowns in public. Once they reach the point where they realise they are in a hole and can’t get out they keep going to try and save face and that’s when the fun bit starts. I hope this makes it on the local news where ever this happened.
Kevin_in_207
I would have loved to see that same situation involving a couple, one of whom is campy turbo gay queen. He would have shamed her into leaving after the first time she called him a name. LOL
shamerpublically
Here is proof she is crazy, search Anna Marie 10, Anna MArie 09, Anna Marie 08….etc. on XHAMSTER she is dancing completely nude LOL https://xhamster.com/user/video/iVoy/new-1.html
Jack Meoff
OMG I’m sorry I looked now that is just plain awful.
highestbidder
I would never put myself on display like this but I can see her point, I’d prefer not to see public displays of affection such as that, either. Making out in a restaurant line? No thanks. Go home.
dustashed
Am i the only one here that thinks she needs help not condemnation. She definitely has an underlying mental pathology that can be addressed with medication. Assuming she is a psychiatric patient (and I believe she is) this is actually pretty tame. But then again I’ve seen a whole lot, so yeah maybe in the public’s eyes this is out of whack, but in the realm of mental d/o this is pretty tame
JessPH
She needs serious psychiatric help
natekerchel
The behaviour of the that woman was shocking and seemed to indicate some kind of mental health problem. But it also could indicate a personality disorder rather than mental illness – something like histrionic personality disorder. That would fit in with the anecdotal evidence on here about her alleged behaviour on other sites and in other places.
Even if you don’t approve of pda’s it is not appropriate to react in such an extreme way unless there is an underlying problem. I think I would agree with some of the other people who take the view that she is more to be pitied than censured – there is no cure for personality disorders. The harangued couple showed admirable restraint in the circumstances.
woodroad34
Blonde, over-reactive, violent….illegitimate daughter of Trump?
iggy6666
Lol. Someone just needs some dick
natosio
Clearly someone has gone off her meds. Can’t expect crazy to follow normal standards of behavior.
Sluggo2007
I’d have punched her ugly face and spit on it. It would be worth getting arrested for. I’m sure when the incident was over, she whipped out her Bible and began to pray.