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Behold The Seven-Headed Romney’s Confused Anti-Gay Utterances!

Mitt Romney opposes marriage equality and the federal recognition of married LGBT couples because kids are best raised by a mother and father (or something), but he also opposes a federal amendment banning marriage equality because it would never pass Congress. Romney doesn’t want to overturn “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” because it’s a done deal, but he didn’t initially support the repeal either because it inconveniently occurred during two U.S. invasions. And until he signed the National Organization for Marriage’s pledge to vigorously oppose LGBT rights, he used to support marriage equality.

Oh, Mitt. Who can keep up with the many points of view you’ve married, you crazy, waffling Mormon you?

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