A guy in Argentina is so enamored with Ricky Martin that he’s had numerous surgeries to look more like him. We completely understand.
If you blinked and missed Ben Affleck‘s impressive penis in the hit drama Gone Girl, here it is in all its NSFW gif-ic glory. And while we’re at it go ahead and take a look at what Neil Patrick Harris is packing here.
Steve Carrell and Jimmy Fallon are just a couple of ragtime gals who want some “Sexual Healing.”
Alaska Thunderfuck proves once again that she’s tough as nails.
Stephen Sondheim is probably the only person alive with the balls to tell Meryl Streep not to fuck something up, which he did with her recording of “She’ll Be Back” for Into the Woods. We think she followed his advice just fine.
Sorry J.Lo, you’ve officially been out-twerked by Julian Serrano. Boom!
We haven’t checked in with James Franco for what seems like hours days weeks, so here’s the multi-hyphenate entertainer lip-synching to “Like a Virgin.” What can’t he do? (h/t: Boy Culture)
American Horror Story: Freak Show‘s Finn Wittrock is the scariest/hottest guy on TV and he’s not afraid of nude scenes.
Having trouble shopping for that maudlin gay on your list? How about a hand-knitted Morrissey doll?
dhmonarch89
Ben’s penis in those pics looks a little too perfect….could it be a prostetic??
robho3
Is it just me or does James Franco bug the shit out of anyone else?
Garrett
@robho3: Yes! I look at him and think that when he’s 50 or 60 he’ll be wandering the streets and not taking his lithium.
Roan
@dhmonarch89:
I was thinking the same thing. That would show in everyday life, but we never see the VPL or bulge pics online. There’s a jerk off vid circulating for some time that’s allegedly him as well.
tardis
I’m more than positive Ben used a body double for the scene. I remember watching an interview with Michael Clarke Duncan on Jay Leno, I believe, and he spoke about having to change with Ben Affleck in a locker room and when he undressed he thought to himself: “That’s the sexiest man alive?!” implying that he was average. It was a funny interview. In any case, I doubt it’s him.
jwtraveler
I like James Franco, but I could’ve done without that video. On another note, I thought the Big Booty video was cute–made me smile.
Captain Obvious
You must be watching American Horror Story on mute with your eyes closed if you find anything hot while watching that show. Most of the time I’m trying to hold my dinner down while remaining oddly interested while completely repulsed.
LuckyboyLA
@Captain Obvious. I’ve kept an eye out for Even Petersons gorgeous bare ass since I fist saw it in AHS Asylum. And that rent boy dressed a Norse God who visited the guy out to kill freaks for museums. Wow, what an ass he had. Finn Wittrock is a babe when he’s not a psychotic Killer. Eat dinner after the show. Oddly interested and complexly repulsed sounds like you’re eyes are glued to your TV like every other fans are. You won’t admit you like it. That the freaks fascinate you.