I can only assume clipmaster Rob Tisinai’s contribution to Ben Quayle’s campaign video is just the beginning of meta mashups.
Says Rob: “I’ve taken this campaign ad from Ben Quayle (yep, Dan’s boy) and given it the tiniest tweak. See if you can find it.”
Black Pegasus
LMAO! Those last few seconds made me spit out my coffee in laughter!
But anyhoo, as for Ben Quayle. He looks mildly retarded, and he also has that “LetMeSuckYourDickInTheAdultBookstore” look about him….
I’m just saying…
Andrew Fergusson
And the Second City Network version of this commercial is here at http://youtu.be/RRHa55CmGwk complete with stare off into the distance and walk past the camera ending. (No Stewart, though).
David
The son of the worst Vice President of all time is calling Obama the Worst President… that’s ironically funny.
CJ
I think that Obama is only attempting to be the worst. Although he’s doing pretty bad, he still doesn’t compare to the last Bush.
I’m still waiting for Obama to address the crimes Bush committed. But, it’s just one President covering for another.
James Davis
@David: Let’s be fair to both. Neither Quayle or Obama are “The worst” in their positions. Both certainly aren’t the best but with a little knowledge of history there are far far worse in both positions.
Think VP Aaron Burr who killed Alexander Hamilton, Spiro Agnew Nixon’s hit man or in the case of POTUS think Grant, Harding both had administrations riddled with corruption.
Now with that bit of perspective out of the way. The ending of this had me LMAO, truly a perfect way to defuse the preceding crap material.
Bill Perdue
His sire is the dumbest office holder since…, mmmm, since…
Hhe’s a chip of the old blockhead.
Michael
vomit chucks are now all over my new mac. thanks Quayle.
Cam
LOL!!!!!! Great little ending! LOL~
reason
@James Davis: @James Davis: Grant may have been corrupt, but there are far worse. You just can’t leave Buchanan off the list of epic failures. The nation is dissolving and he is hiding out in the White House with his mind completely confounded. Succession is illegal, but war is illegal, gosh I will just cower until I can slip out of office. It was like Bush during the ending days of his presidency, with the economy collapsing he just wanted to slip out of there. But in the defense of Bush at least he fired a shot, even though it tainted his image in the eyes of his party and went beyond his comfort zone.
Did Quayle not watch the ad before releasing it, he looks like the devils reaper stating that Obama is the worst president in history. Mind boggling. Would an ad like that actually convince anyone that is not already with him? From an apolitical standpoint, regardless of the message, the delivery was abhorrent.
Qjersey
Our generation already inherited the mess made by Reagan/Bush and Bush/Quayle.
Adam
Where is that Patrick Stewart clip from?
whatever
rotten apple does not fall from the tree.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Mr.Queerty writer guy: Do you know the definition of “Twink”?? Cause this douche really don’t qualify…….
Baxter
@David: How can you be a bad vice president? It’s a job with almost zero responsibilities. Calling someone the worst vice president in history is like calling someone the worst Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Champion in history. This is the job described by VP John Adams as “the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived” and by VP John Nance Garner as “not worth a bucket of warm piss”.
Toby
Didn’t it just come out that this Douche started a dirty sex site?
Raised right? I didn’t know that meant sexist and hypocritical….although with his smug attitude, it does make sense.
Dan
Try searching “Ben Quayle, The Butchest Of All Republican Twink Bait” on google. Kinda amusing.
DX
@Adam:
The 1995 movie “Jeffrey.”
Adam
@DX
Thanks!
Derek
@David:
Spiro Agnew was the worst vice president of all time.
Vice President Quayle might arguably have been the “dumbest”, but he was not “the worst”. There IS a difference.
But other than that point of contention, I think it’s unfair for someone (anyone, really: be it the son of a former vice president or Joe Sixpack) to claim that a sitting president is “the worst in history” when said president has yet to complete his first term…
Tessie Tura
Corbin Fisher called. They want their pass-around party bottom back.
mmmexperimental
Still, it boggles and frightens that Dan Quayle was one heartbeat away from being President! I can’t even bring myself to image it!
Billy
America is not a monarchy! Take your family out of politics forever Quails we don’t want you!
Michael
Can this one spell potato?
eagledancer
Pity me–remember I live in Arizona (and uncomfortably close to Ben). This means I get to hear his babble reported on a regular basis. This is Arizona, afterall, where the nut jobs trying to arrest and depart anyone who isn’t White just look at his packaging, since they’re not shopping for quality.
eagledancer
ouch–I was so upset I typed “depart” rather than “deport.” My brain was wishing Ben would depart…
Baxter
@Michael: I’m sure Dan Quayle knew how to spell potato, just like I’m sure that Obama knows that there aren’t 58 states, that Austrian isn’t a language, and that corpsman isn’t pronounced corpse-man. Politicians are human and make stupid mistakes sometimes.
Paul
Ben is a loser. He used to write under the moniker of Brock Landers for the website thedirty.com about his search for Scottsdales hottest girls.
Sug Night
Dumb and Dumber, Part II…
Eriq1980
Smiles!
hephaestion
@Adam: The Patrick Stewart clip is from the movie “Jeffrey.” A must-see if you missed it.
L.
Ben, love – go easy on the Botox. Your face is not moving and sounds are heard. It scares the voters.
L.
(And I guess Little Ben was asleep during American History 307 when they discussed Nixon.)
Jeffree
I’m going to “thumbs down” myself for saying this, so please feel free to join me, but as stoopid and clueless & ignorant as he was Dan Quayle was, [groaning ] was not a bad looking man. Completely not my type, but I try to be objective.
Ben, on the other hand is ugly & stoooopid & completely un-informed.
Does he have ties to the Tea Party? I’m going to go research that while you thumb me down.
I’m at work: this whole world of “home health aide” is driving me three inches from insanity, so let’s all just pretend this post never happened! I’m tempted to grab the one beer in the fridge and jump down the emergency slide !
Blaine Ward
Instead of pretending this post never happened, how about not writing it al all? Dan Quayle is not bad looking? WTF was that all about??? After sharing with us your crush on Dan Quayle, I’m imagining that you’re 500 pounds, ugly, lonely, and with bizarre tastes in men.
Jeffree
@ BlancheWard A sense of humor is a life skill you should work on. It will make you seem less dreary and tetchy. It also may improve your life span. Who knows, you might even find someone to befriend you! No more sitting in the cafeteria alone will be a huge sign of progress for you. I sure do hope you can find a friend.
Otherwise go get a pet so that at least one living creature is fond of you. Don’t hurt it. Your anger is palpable. You can look that word up.
Best of luck to you on your future endeavors!
Sincerely yours:
Jefferee Z.
Blaine Ward
@Jeffree: Thanks for this excellent description of yourself 🙂 Now we know what we’re up against.
Jay Pa
I puked a little. Hopefully he has a big penis at least, cause he has nothing else going for him…well besides the money and fame.
Jeffree
@Blaine Ward:
No harm no foul intended.
I never carry a grudge for more than 12 hours.
With zero sarcasm intended or implied –I wish you well. I hope you obtain whatever health services you need to face your many challenges,
Get better soon. I’m rooting for you!
J.z.
Derek
A friend of mine who is smokin hot slept with Ben Quayle some years ago in Phoenix! He is clearly in the closet!
DB
Jimmy Carter was the biggest failure at president in history.