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Benedict Cumberbatch’s Voice Is The Star Of Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Documentary

benedict-cumberbatch-cristiano-ronaldoA film that finally combines two of the most aesthetically pleasing things on Earth — Cristiano Ronaldo‘s body and Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice — is now available to stream instantly (or buy!) on Vimeo.

Cristiano Ronaldo: The World at His Feet is an intimate look into the life of one of the world’s most famous, most beautiful and highest-paid soccer players, tracking his career from humble beginnings in Andorinha to his current gig as the captain of Portugal’s national team, now competing in the World Cup.

The entire film, produced by Vision Films and released exclusively by Vimeo’s self-distribution platform, is narrated by the soothing voice of fellow European dreamboat and straight ally/alleged alien Benedict Cumberbatch. It does not include a better shot of Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis.

It includes “appearances and interview footage from David Beckham, Pele, Sir Alex Ferguson (Former Manchester United Manager), Jose Mourinho (Chelsea Manager), Lionel Messi, Wayne Rooney, Gary Linekar, Sir Bobby Charlton, and an exclusive interview with Ronaldo,” and according to several reviewers, is really just about Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice.

“Please do more stuff like this Benedict!”, says one. “I bought this film because I’m a Cumberbatch fan,” adds another.

Check it out below:

Cristiano Ronaldo: The World at His Feet – Trailer from Vision Films on Vimeo.

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5 Comments

  • Mezaien

    Foot Ball, is the world game! the one and only. Foot Ball, is the world game! the one and only.

  • James Hart

    Do I really need to see Ronaldo’s penis? Need I say it: If you’ve seen one penis, you’ve seen them all.

  • gesslar

    @James Hart: And who’s only seen one penis, after all?

  • crowebobby

    @gesslar: As someone who has been actively interested in dick for over sixty years, I couldn’t disagree more. While a lot of dicks are exciting to look at when you’re horny or they’re attached to someone particularly attractive, the number of “pretty” dicks I’ve seen (out of the hundreds of thousands I caught glimpses of) have been so few, I think I could recall each and every one of them if I took enough time. Of course my idea of “pretty” would differ from another persons’, but I don’t think anyone can honestly say when you’ve seen one dick you’ve seen them all.

  • crowebobby

    Sorry, I meant this in reply to Hart’s comment.

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