The Benham Brothers have kicked off the New Year with a brand new op-ed about the same old sh*t.
The twinsies welcomed 2018 with a scathing new piece titled ‘Great harlot’ in Revelation is perverting world that’s all about drag queens reading to children, “gender unicorns,” prosthetic penises, and, oh yeah, porn. Lots and lots of porn. 4,599,000,000 hours of it, to be exact.
“The radical sexual revolution … is forcing its agenda on the entire world today, in addition to all the recent exposure of sexual misconduct throughout society among the elites,” the brothers warn.
Elites like Donald Trump and Roy Moore, right?
How about we take this to the next level?
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Oh, no. They’re talking about “elites” like Kevin Spacey. You know, gay liberal perverts.
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“It seems as if there’s no sphere of culture or civil society that has not been affected by this immoral ‘spirit of the age,'” the brothers say.
The twins provide several examples to prove their point:
Just look around. We now have websites, like “TransKids,” selling prosthetic penises for young “trans” girls to wear between their legs. You can buy them in small, medium or large.
We have drag-queens dressed as demons reading to our children in public libraries.
We have gender unicorns teaching our kids to question their gender and sexuality by asking themselves, “Who do I go to be with?” and “Who do I go to bed as?”
Oh, the horror!
On top of all that, they say, porn is literally taking over the universe.
“Statistics show 91,980,225,000 porn videos were viewed in 2016. That’s 12.5 videos per human being on earth!” the brothers allege. “To break it down even further, in 2016 alone, 4,599,000,000 hours of porn were viewed, which breaks down to 191,625,000 days of porn consumed–in one year!”
We’re sure not a single minute of those 4,599,000,000 hours was spent by the Benhams.
“This foul spirit hates everything about God and desires to pollute the earth, especially our kids, with her immorality,” the brothers say.
“It’s time,” they write, “to get back to Genesis 1.”
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Xzamilloh
In 2018, it is my mission to find someone who looks at me the way the Benham twins look at each other
#RelationshipGoals #TwincestisWincestLOL
dinard38
LOL!!!
Navalator
Let’s keep these two morons around for the comedic entertainment value.
Paul Nadolski
The more they rail against all things gay, the more they start to sound like the biggest closet cases out there. Perhaps it’s true about what they say about they who doth protest too much…
Michael
Why keep posting these articles giving their opinions of how deplorable we all are. We know what they stand for let’s give them and those like them less of a platform to broadcast from. I’m sure they don’t post articles promoting the gay community so why give them all this exposure.
Juanjo
It gives us someone to laugh at
scotshot
They’re trying to keep their five minutes in the spotlight going. They have only us now to keep it going.
anxman
Me thinks they doth protest too much . . .
nm4047
Sorry, who are they? I advocate freedom of speech but why give them publicity on this site?
SiamSam
They are two fine-lookin’ homophobes. And they have a point about this gender-bending trans-anything craze. It’s gone too far.
Juanjo
Interesting comment Siamsam, just a parrot of what you said about all that gay shiite one sees in media these days.
rbernard
We all know that sexually well adjusted men do not dwell on what other consenting adults are doing to entertain themselves in the bedroom.
Which brings to mind the twin Benham brothers whose shtick is to obsess on what gay men are doing in the bedroom and now they have discovered recreational porn. Did you check out those metrics they provided? Who knew? Those young men look really stressed and like they aren’t sleeping well and it must have something to do with the stunning amount of research according to all the hours they be putting in.
It is like every month their hobby is produce a new report on what those naughty gay boys do.
PaulTK
To quote Shakespeare just for a moment, perhaps these two ‘protesteth too much’? …
skeldare
Please stop acknowledging that these idiots exist.
Navalator
NO! Keep them around for the moronic entertainment value.
chris33133
What a pair of idiots. Don’t they have anything better to do with their lives than to go nosing about other people’s private business?
Goforit
Oh come on now Benham boys. Those numbers cant be correct. Hell, I am probably responsible for 25% of those porn viewing hours just by myself.
Juanjo
I probably account for another 10%
PaulTK
I’ll concede they’re good-looking guys, but their desperate and stupid rants show they’re just as attention-seeking as the most trivial Youtube/Instagram ‘celebrity’ …
SiamSam
True, yet who is giving them unwarranted attention here? Why, Queerty, of course. Monetizing homophobia. Click hate. Beyond shameless.
SiamSam
True, yet who is giving them unwarranted attention here? Why, Queerty, of course. Monetizing homophobia. Click hate. Beyond shameless.
Brody
And yet, Queerty’s obsession with straight guys seems to trump any blip on their radar.
Go figure.
BigWill
Sure, sock puppet.
Juanjo
Miss Brody back for another appearance as Negative Nancy, her drag alter-ego.
1EqualityUSA
dreary fellow.
ALLENGRUNDEN
Being gay is a gift… I recently found out that my ex-Boyfriend who used to love me was put under a love spell by another man. They considered themselves as couples. It really broke me. I was really worried about him as to what could happen to him. I still loved him. We were in a ldr and I couldn’t see him… We still communicated from time to time but he made sure he doesn’t get found out by the man. Idt got frustrating as how he cannot see past the spell! I really wanted him back and also to be safe first and foremost and be away from that man. I also met Dr. Akim online and he helped me break the blackmagic on him and in 40 hours he called me and begged me to take him back. Akim’s website:https://prayerstosavemarriages.wordpress.com will be much appreciated if you contact him for marriage and relationship problems cos i promised to talk about him all over the internet 🙂
Louis
Darlings it’s not our fault that neither of you can get laid and no self respecting woman would ever touch the either of you 2 with a 10 ft pole.
Invest in mirrors just a tip. 🙂
JamJewel
Oh no! They’re married to Lori and Tori! You can’t make this s**t up!
hansniemeijer
What are they called? The Bend Them brothers? I think they have to come to terms with themselves. At times an obsession is a disguise for what people really want.
phallictomato
Wouldn’t you just LOVE to know what kind of porn those brothers are watching? They seem to be extremely interested in these kinds of things, after all. I just can’t wait for the day these 2 closet cases come out.
Greg
Or the things they do in private are revealed.
jd.cali
Please stop posting articles on these losers. Graham you are obsessed with them. We are not.
Please stop.
Navalator
NO! Keep the articles coming. It is important that we know our enemies well. We need to be continually reminded that there are morons like these twins out there waiting to queer bash us.
Greg
They say “It seems as if there’s no sphere of culture or civil society that has not been affected by this immoral ‘spirit of the age,’” the brothers say. Trying to sound all intellectual, but sounding convoluted.
“This foul spirit hates everything about God and desires to pollute the earth, especially our kids, with her immorality,” the brothers say. I like how they imply that it’s a female foul spirit. Very telling. Also if it’s 12.5 videos per human, which videos did they watch? There’s only 365 days in a year.
Greg
I wonder which one of them is actually gay. That’s common with twins. One or both end up being gay.
Stephen
Hi love to laugh at fear based authorities or scholars on human sexuality. Puritans Unite against everything different than us! LOL. Give them a double.e ended dildo and really confuse them. I want it tested for DNA a week later. $20 says their wives are peeing from laughing at them so hard. Or maybe they are stepford wives volume 3? Either way. They need their prostates examined. “I WILL TELL YOU NOTHING NAZI PIG.” Or. “USUALLY I GET DINNER AND DRINKS FORST,”