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Benham Brothers reveal their latest obsession: Prosthetic penises and all things gay

The Benham Brothers have kicked off the New Year with a brand new op-ed about the same old sh*t.

The twinsies welcomed 2018 with a scathing new piece titled ‘Great harlot’ in Revelation is perverting world that’s all about drag queens reading to children, “gender unicorns,” prosthetic penises, and, oh yeah, porn. Lots and lots of porn. 4,599,000,000 hours of it, to be exact.

“The radical sexual revolution … is forcing its agenda on the entire world today, in addition to all the recent exposure of sexual misconduct throughout society among the elites,” the brothers warn.

Elites like Donald Trump and Roy Moore, right?

Oh, no. They’re talking about “elites” like Kevin Spacey. You know, gay liberal perverts.

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“It seems as if there’s no sphere of culture or civil society that has not been affected by this immoral ‘spirit of the age,’” the brothers say.

The twins provide several examples to prove their point:

Just look around. We now have websites, like “TransKids,” selling prosthetic penises for young “trans” girls to wear between their legs. You can buy them in small, medium or large.

We have drag-queens dressed as demons reading to our children in public libraries.

We have gender unicorns teaching our kids to question their gender and sexuality by asking themselves, “Who do I go to be with?” and “Who do I go to bed as?”

Oh, the horror!

On top of all that, they say, porn is literally taking over the universe.

“Statistics show 91,980,225,000 porn videos were viewed in 2016. That’s 12.5 videos per human being on earth!” the brothers allege. “To break it down even further, in 2016 alone, 4,599,000,000 hours of porn were viewed, which breaks down to 191,625,000 days of porn consumed–in one year!”

We’re sure not a single minute of those 4,599,000,000 hours was spent by the Benhams.

“This foul spirit hates everything about God and desires to pollute the earth, especially our kids, with her immorality,” the brothers say.

“It’s time,” they write, “to get back to Genesis 1.”

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