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Bernie Madoff Has a Tiny Peen

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“This man was not well-endowed,” says Sheryl Weinstein, the self-professed mistress of Bernie Madoff and new authoress. Hopefully this knowledge will let thousands of folks who lost millions in investments and life savings sleep at night, because while Madoff may have been a chosen person, God didn’t smile on him too much.