“This man was not well-endowed,” says Sheryl Weinstein, the self-professed mistress of Bernie Madoff and new authoress. Hopefully this knowledge will let thousands of folks who lost millions in investments and life savings sleep at night, because while Madoff may have been a chosen person, God didn’t smile on him too much.
sucka
Bernie Madoff Has a Tiny Peen
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Dick Mills
But, you’ve got to admit that he has enormous balls!
sweetdog
@Dick Mills:
LMAO!
Dennis
That ‘tiny little prick’ still managed to screw hundreds of people out of their life savings. That bastard is lucky he’s still alive…
Truly evil, and deserving of every punishment, and every unhappiness possible.
D-Sun
Bernie Madoff’s penis?
Things that make you go bluUuUurgh…
Andrew
“The man was not well-endowed,” said Ms. Weinstein, making clear the whore she truly is — being with Bernie for neither the sex nor the love, but just for the money and the eventual book-deal. Oooh…. wish I could have a friend like her. [and hoping her book tanks and she makes nothing off it]