Best of Bill O’Reilly’s Sexy Audiobook Clips

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Homophobic hypocrite Bill O’Reilly published, in 1998, a book called Those Who Trespass, where one of the characters is a spiteful television TV journalist who kills off his enemies. He also recorded an audio version, which means, like Barack Obama, those clips can be stripped down and isolated to make for some awkward listening. Namely, when O’Reilly describes what happens when two people are getting intimate with each other. Yes, this is the same Bill O’Reilly who was slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit involving a lufah. Below, some of our favorites.

Sex scene!
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Shower scene!
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Lesbian love!
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Autobiography!
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[Village Voice]