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Beth Ditto v. Skinny Faggots

Outspoken out singer Beth Ditto‘s got no love for Karl Lagerfeld and his ilk. The large and in charge The Gossip vocalist blames size-centric gay designers for the world’s alarming body culture:

If there’s anyone to blame for size zero, it’s not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry and want these women as dolls.

Men don’t know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way.

Oh, please, Beth! You’re being ridiculous. First and foremost, gay designers don’t dress women as dolls. They dress them how they’d want to be dressed if they didn’t have a wang.

Second, we know what it’s like to be expected to look a “particular” way. We’re gay! Everyone expects us to look a particular way. It’s skinny jeans in New York! Board shorts in Malibu! Horns and hooves in Alabama! It’s really quite exhausting…