Bette Midler Turns Kim Kardashian’s Thought Farts Into Such Sweet Music

Screen Shot 2015-03-10 at 8.52.13 AMKim Kardashian has 29.8 million followers on Twitter, and with elegant poetic phrasing like “I never thought I would ever say this…but I’m wearing flats today,” it’s easy to understand why. So simple, so direct, so moving. Allow me a moment to wipe the single tear that’s welled up in my left eye.

Bathhouse Bette Midler agrees, and recently stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to provide some musical accompaniment to Kim’s Tweets.

Bette, you’re a national treasure, and we’re so happy to hear one of your chickens is named Kim Kardashian.

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