Betty White: ‘Just Let Her Stay Home and Lez

Betty White, returning Saturday Night Live to its proper place among intellectuals and Sarah Palin mobs, last night filed not just a riotous turn as host, but also stayed true to her gay roots. Brava, Bets.

“You’re barking up the wrong lesbian?” “If I could go back in time, I would lez it up 24 hours.” Aces.