Ya know how religious conservatives are always pointing to the Bible to explain how being gay is a sin? And that God hates us? And how it’s written right there in the scripture? Of course, the Bible was written by man and, as such, includes plenty of nonsensical euphemisms and rules. The picking and choosing of which of these Biblical mandates to follow can be quite difficult for anti-gay zealots, so we appreciate this handy how-to video.