Big Bellies! Jars Of Penises! Botched Circumcisions! Help Us Pick The Wackiest News Story Of The Year

Screen shot 2014-10-14 at 12.51.06 PMWe’ve done our best to keep you informed on all the wacky news stories happening around the world this year. Now it’s your turn to choose which one was the wackiest of them all in the 2014 Queerties.

Whether it’s pastor Bert Farias proclaiming that gay people are possessed by “fart demons” so stinky they have the power to drive pigs to suicide, or Mischa Badasyan, the gay performance artist who vowed to have sex with a different man every day for an entire year, crazies have definitely dominated the news cycle.

Penises, too, have been quite a hot topic. A Malaysian fellow became enraged when he ordered a penis enlarger online and instead received a magnifying glass in the mail. A man in Croatia was arrested after police found jars and jars of human wieners soaking in formaldehyde in his apartment. And a guy in Alabama who alleged he went into a hospital for a circumcision and woke up castrated. Yes, castrated.

But it was a groundbreaking study out of Turkey that found men with bellies last an average of five minutes longer in the sack than guys with six packs that got you readers the most excited.

So which was the Wackiest News Story of them all? You tell us.

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