And so it goes, ladies and gents, that I find myself embarking on a trip across this great land. South Florida is the destination, where I hope to encounter exciting new opportunities in life and the occasional tiptoe along the beach. The car is packed, the maps are mapped, and I’ve got a camera with a huge memory card ready to chronicle the whole thing.
The Big Gay Road Trip is under way–I’ll be driving along the Gulf Coast, checking out the happier parts of the area, which has for so long been very, very sad. Luckily I have a knack for getting myself arrested finding a good time everywhere I go, and I have a few surprises planned already. If you see me, please do say hi. — Dan
