Biting Love

May this never be you:

A Florida couple was busted for brawling over the woman’s missing false teeth, which cops later found behind their TV.

“You’re going to tell me where my teeth are, or I’m going to kill you!” said Louise Deeringer, 56, as she chased her boyfriend, Guy Dugas, with a kitchen knife during the argument, police said.

Relationships sure can be complicated, huh?