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Blind Items: Please Lay the Tarp Down

By Queerty Staff March 23, 2009 at 10:03am · 9 comments

“Which closeted TV icon enjoys ‘watersports’ in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it.” [Gatecrasher]

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9 Comments

koalaboy

andy?

March 23, 2009 at 10:03am
Tim

Regis Philbin. Dude just looks like a piggy.

March 23, 2009 at 11:03am
Geoff

Shepard Smith?

March 23, 2009 at 11:03am
Vanhattan

That’s easy: Tom Cruise

March 23, 2009 at 12:03pm
Sug Night

Aunt Bea?

March 23, 2009 at 1:03pm
Huh

Gomer Pyle?

March 23, 2009 at 4:03pm
Ali

Gentlemen “callers”? I say Ryan Seacrest, whose show is a phone-in. And how close is icon to Idol?

March 23, 2009 at 7:03pm
2chicken2 say

Kevin Spacy of course….

March 23, 2009 at 7:03pm
JamesR

“steady stream” ROFL

March 23, 2009 at 11:03pm

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