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Blind Items: Please Lay the Tarp Down

By Queerty Staff March 23, 2009 at 10:03am · 9 comments

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“Which closeted TV icon enjoys ‘watersports’ in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it.” [Gatecrasher]

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9 Comments

  • koalaboy

    andy?

    March 23, 2009 at 10:03am
  • Tim

    Regis Philbin. Dude just looks like a piggy.

    March 23, 2009 at 11:03am
  • Geoff

    Shepard Smith?

    March 23, 2009 at 11:03am
  • Vanhattan

    That’s easy: Tom Cruise

    March 23, 2009 at 12:03pm
  • Sug Night

    Aunt Bea?

    March 23, 2009 at 1:03pm
  • Huh

    Gomer Pyle?

    March 23, 2009 at 4:03pm
  • Ali

    Gentlemen “callers”? I say Ryan Seacrest, whose show is a phone-in. And how close is icon to Idol?

    March 23, 2009 at 7:03pm
  • 2chicken2 say

    Kevin Spacy of course….

    March 23, 2009 at 7:03pm
  • JamesR

    “steady stream” ROFL

    March 23, 2009 at 11:03pm

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