Bob Allen’s Denial Half-Full

The 23/6 kids are up to their satirical tricks once again, offering this interesting and totally fabricated thesis on the ever-important denial:

Recent studies by researchers from USC and MIT show that the tactics people use to ignore their problems are essential for coping, handling everyday dishonesties and betrayals, and can even build a foundation for forgiveness.

In other words, if you have huge problems you’re not dealing with, don’t stress out and make a big deal about it. These people don’t keep it real, and they’re doing just fine…

We’re a little confused about former Republican politico Bob Allen’s inclusion: if he’s denying he loves cock, why would his wife’s coital terror be an “advantage”?