Bobby Jindal Declares Gay Marriage For Everybody!

bobby_jindal_official_109th_congres You may have missed it, seeing as it was buried in his Very Special Storytime response to President Obama’s stirring, patriotic address to the nation tonight, but Louisiana Governor and Kenneth from 30 Rock impersonator Bobby Jindal says your civil rights struggle is over:

“This is the nation that cast off the scourge of slavery, overcame the Great Depression, prevailed in two World Wars, won the struggle for civil rights, defeated the Soviet menace, and responded with determined courage to the attacks of September 11, 2001. “

Hurray, we won! Everybody go get married in New Orleans tomorrow! Keep the party going past Fat Tuesday! Adopt your kids, gay parents! And don’t worry you’ll get fired for being gay, because the struggle for civil rights is ancient history! Other fun things we learned about Bobby Jindal: He hates Mickey Mouse and hopes Portland gets buried under an avalanche of volcanic ash. Also, you know he talks to snakes, right?