Homo-journo John Buck does not appreciate the Kansas Royals’ timid non-nudie calendar: “This perfectly illustrates how most American jocks are loath to show any skin in their promotional ventures (Terrell Owens being one exception). I think it is mostly the fear of appearing too homoerotic and having to defend their sexuality.” We can’t say whether that’s true, but the shots are offensive on the eyes. What? They don’t have photogs in Kansas?! [Dead Spin]