YouTube beefcake (honorific) Markiplier just announced an impending OnlyFans — with a few terms and conditions — and fans are barely holding it together.
The creator is known for gaming, his Unus Annus project with Ethan Nestor (CrankGameplays), and generally being absolutely jacked. Now, it seems he may be ready to ass “OnlyFans star” to that legacy.
That is, if his demands are met. In an only mildly threatening video, the creator laid out what it will take for him to join the platform.
The video is kind of giving supervillain:
How about we take this to the next level?
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His conditions are simple: fans have to get his Distractible podcast to top the Apple and Spotify charts simultaneously, as well as get his Go! My Favorite Sports Team show to the top of the sports podcast charts. All easier said than done, but if there’s something that can get folks galvanized, it’s a chest like his.
And folks are absolutely galvanized:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO LISTEN TO THE PODCASTS HOLY SHIT MARKIPLIER pic.twitter.com/Ov1YIr4E5P
— Alex (@AlexanderC4682) October 16, 2022
i just know that markiplier onlyfans account IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD pic.twitter.com/Qm8VHslsZB
— robin (@legendpoe) October 17, 2022
Not to be down bad on main but like markiplier is just one hellva sight to behold pic.twitter.com/sQs3uYER0h
— Whisper | Kenma’s bday Thread Fic up! (@kodzuken_nh) October 17, 2022
Ah yes, Markiplier. I know of him. Love his Sense of Humour and his Fun Video Game Content. pic.twitter.com/9EjmgpJ0PC
— Ecto! (@ectoslab) October 16, 2022
me streaming all markiplier podcasts simultaneously to #1 globally so he can start his onlyfans pic.twitter.com/8aPUW9S2IN
— addie (@bludhaeven) October 16, 2022
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO GO LISTEN TO MARKIPLIER’S PODCAST “DISTRACTABLE”! DON’T ASK WHY #markiplier pic.twitter.com/QhH4Dvhkum
— (@aquafiinnaa) October 17, 2022
IF YOU SEE A LINK THAT SAYS MARKIPLIER ONLYFANS, DON’T CLICK IT!! IT’S A VIRUS THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS
— captain CREEPt EEFTOBER (@cryptiplier) October 16, 2022
the fandom taking all the drugs in the world so that they can streak gmfst and distractible on loop at 2x speed for a week straight pic.twitter.com/PBLEqgr4lR
— london (@papilaundry) October 16, 2022
Pegging content is the top 0.1% of content on only fans something to consider https://t.co/wYX9WwNtAI pic.twitter.com/lUMFTshFEO
— Cerise || #skeddy4l (@ARATAKISKY) October 17, 2022
The mic better be on, I’m not playing with you. https://t.co/w9wsiDxzgn
— Lil Satan ❤️ (@ANGELBABYABEL) October 17, 2022
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At time of writing, Chartable shows Distractible in the top ten on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and Go! My Favorite Sports Team in the top ten of sports podcasts on Spotify in the U.S.
The former show only joined the Apple Podcasts top ten following Markiplier’s video, jumping 143 spots up to a respectable #6.
And, for what it’s worth, his YouTube video is currently #1 on trending. That should count for something!
While you’re here, have a peek at some pics from Markiplier’s Instagram page…
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Bengali
Beady eyes and a big head. He looks like combo Joseph Gordon Leavitt and Matthew Daddario had a love child…missing a chromosome.
Joseph Gordon and Matthew D. are both gorgeous mean. This “offspring” is no one I’d watch on Only Fans even if free.
Neoprene
No thanks.
Jack Meoff
I don’t get all the fuss. He is OK looking but has a bit of a dad bod which is fine but the description of him in the article is a bit misleading.
abfab
Liasons…..what’s become of the Beef Cake, Q? This aint’ it. Stop it. Awful shit.
G R
LOLOLOL. Onlyfans is filled with MUCH better looking guys than this.
abfab
So are the streets….get out and cruise. It’s more fun….oh shit, am I showing my age?
bachy
@abby: OnlyFans is ultimately just lonely people masturbating in front of screens. You’re not “showing your age.” You’re showing your vitality!
Prax07
Ewwwwww…no. Just No.
Gay Thomas
Meh, I saw way better looking guys at the local bowling alley tonight. I wouldn’t check him out if I had free access.
Paulie P
Hello Ego.
He must look in the mirror and think I love you.
38,000 sold and I am sure if you searched hard enough you would find some pics somewhere.
mailliw110
Where would these narcissist be without the internet? Probably making gay-for-pay video’s sold in seedy adult book stores. (Aw, the 80’s!)
mateo
This guy isn’t hot enough to meet the standards of 80s gay-for-pay; more like early 70s, at best.
ShiningSex
gay for pay is a myth. those men are simpy bi. This guy is a bore.
ShiningSex
Sounds like a ploy to get more “likes” and followers. PS he’s not all that AT ALL.
Den
I suspect he is doing this more for the amusement and and conceptual value than out of the narcissism people are so quick to accuse him of. With 33 million YouTube followers and God only knows how many views on his various channels; as well as heavily subscribed podcasts and a clothing company ,he does not need the money or the ego strokes.
He is kinda cute in a number of those images, and has a nice body (though it is clearly not good enough for all the undoubtedly jacked Adonises posting here). But I’ve never been to Only Fans and don’t intend to start.
Important to note that he is well educated, clearly very intelligent, politically engaged, philanthropic, and a vocal supporter of the LGBT community as well as reproductive choice. So those of you assuming superficiality are very likely projecting your own onto him.
markiiplieryuum
You are very educated in the Study of Markiplier!
davey14
I don’t know about Onlyfans, but with that speaking voice he’d make a great cartoon villain.
markiiplieryuum
So little positive comments! Gay people these days are so harsh, well, I guess they always were. Anyways, I think Mark is doing a service to all of the boys who have no true father figures and end up having daddy issues. And now, we get to see him kinda naked! Outsiders only see him as a lowly YouTuber, but those in the know know that he is so much more!! He is an inspiration! A role model! And as said before, a father figure! So to anyone who shows negativity towards this decision, shut up! It’s not about you this time, sorry! We all know you prefer other bossy beefcakes like Henry Cavill and Chris Hemsworth, so why not you ask those two to make OnlyFans so you can pay thousands of money to see not even an inch of member… Mark does not need negative comments in this section, he needs positive ones, like this one.
Joshua333
“He’s not that cute” then show your face so we can ridicule you. Otherwise, shut up and listen to the podcasts.
bumblebum
Come you guys, he is an attractive mixed Asian man, that you want to be your daddy top, but you think he might be the stereotype (bottom), but he just might be totally straight (wipe that drool girls) so you bag on him.
I’m certain he’s no saint (not bad, just overly flirtatious) to get what he wants. and he loves to play to the crowd for sure. right @Markiplier #Markiplier
I have never seen anything about this dude until today… clickbait, you bet, but he looks like my former Chinese lover Simon who is a beautiful daddy
Yay or nay, he certainly is enticing, even if sort of David Blaine-ish
Let it be
SELA Rising
Proof not all Hapas are good looking.
markiiplieryuum
He’s literally not Hawaiian at all, he was just born there…