Have you ever felt like this?
I reeeeeally need a gay bottom bestfriend ?. Because not even my girl bestfriends can't relate to some of my problems. I'm annoyed.
— J. ???? (@jalenwinn) August 1, 2016
Well, you no longer have to feel quite so alone in the world.
Scroll down for 25 tweets that only bottoms will truly understand…
1.
Every time I cough, I fart. #bottomproblems
— Cremeanz (@Cremeanz) August 21, 2012
2.
#BottomProblems trying to figure out if you should spend Father's Day with your dad or your daddy
— Khalvis (@Khalvis) June 15, 2014
3.
Sooo I can't get groceries? #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/HWp9zqsY26
— Red Head Redemption II (@urafrigginjerk) March 31, 2017
4.
I wish I could be 5'9" for dating and 6'1" for everything else… #bottomProblems
— Tar Heel Gay (@CarolinaHomo) April 28, 2016
5.
Telling your parents the truth when they ask why you do so many squats #bottomproblems
— Bad Coming Out Ideas (@comingoutideas) June 14, 2015
6.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! #BOTTOMPROBLEMS pic.twitter.com/39hA3a19WN
— Adrian Sanchez ???? (@ayeeyosanchezz) August 30, 2018
7.
Not sure if this is a sun burn or just from getting spanked to hard… #BottomProblems
— Dylan (@NYC_BottomBoi) June 6, 2016
8.
When he tries to stick it in without lube#GayProblems #BottomProblems pic.twitter.com/LHiGELvHFb
— Richerd Torrez (@RicherdTorrez) November 5, 2017
9.
Starting my liquid diet in T-minus 5 hours. #bottomProblems #IML
— Colin (@pupcolin) May 21, 2016
10.
When did “bottom” become a derogatory word? When did it become a problem to BE a bottom? Gay boys are so afraid of that word. Why does it come with a negative connotation?
— iris goode ?? (@SUPREMUM__) December 6, 2017
11.
Me praying my bowels don’t betray me tonight ? #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/yPg4RlZjGK
— ??? – Beybee ????? (Shade) (@Klassyassfuck) October 24, 2018
12.
Just broke a sweat shaving my ass…? #bottomproblems
— Bryce? (@Bryce_trew) October 18, 2017
13.
My mom is laying on the couch holding an ice pack to her ass after a colonoscopy… now she knows my pain #bottomproblems
— The Aaron Jin ???? (@theaaronjin) January 2, 2018
14.
When he whips it out and it's WAY bigger then you expected & now you don't know what to do …. ?? #GayBottomProblems pic.twitter.com/ZVAaU7ItZW
— BriBri ? (@bribri_biitch) May 5, 2017
15.
I tried to top once and it was just like "Uhm, okay." #BottomProblems ?
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) January 4, 2014
16.
people still have this idea that cleanliness and hygiene are exclusively for women and gay men who bottom. that’s a fuckin problem.
— ? (@sleepyblackboy) July 20, 2018
17.
Me and bae when debating on who gonna bottom tonight… #VersProblems #FullVers #VersFreaks #BottomProblems #TooMuchWork pic.twitter.com/BglWCLJjO9
— #KingKouple ? [Power Vers Freaks] (@freakverscouple) October 12, 2017
18.
Really struggling to find decent underwear – everything is either hideously brightly coloured, terribly logo’d or not compatible with skin-tight jeans. #gaybottomproblems
— Jack Wardlaw (@jackwardlaw94) November 21, 2017
19.
bottoms are more likely to have back problems from carrying the entire gay community on their backs for years
— venus (@C0R3YWH0R3Y) October 19, 2018
20.
#ifeelveryattacked #bottomculture #bottomproblems #TheStruggleIsReal pic.twitter.com/tZUoY1Y4Ta
— Neil Downs (@Neil_Downs_) October 31, 2018
21.
When a douche goes to waste. #bottomproblems
— Christopher Clark (@heychristofur) October 9, 2014
22.
Gay problem: I’m too lazy to be a bottom but too fem to be a top
— Louis Zak (@Louieezak) February 2, 2018
23.
When on a date and he asks about your interests and this is all you can think of. #DatingProblems #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/45jdBq1rgh
— Friendly Liberal Otter (@Ic0nick) December 16, 2015
24.
My storage is 16gb and I have 95% men pics on my photos library ?#bottomproblems
— youll never be glamour (@jimmieistwink) April 25, 2016
25.
Not that I can change it, but is it bad that I am a total bottom, because 3 boys stopped talking to me because of that? #bottomproblems #gay
— Brian Miller (@brianmiller_jr) July 31, 2016
Related: 25 truths about total tops and top privilege
Wicked Dickie
#16 is the only one I shook my head in agreement. I’m top and I always clean my ass before sex.
misterjack
You were brought up right.
Greg
Why? In case you change your mind?
Greg
#14. Oh bull. You know what to do. ; )