So: a man tells his girlfriend he regularly enjoys gay adult entertainment. What kind of aftermath would you predict?
Our vision gets soapy: Dishes flung at the kitchen wall, frantic batting of bathrobe sleeves, maybe some sobbing in the tub, or even lying in the middle of the road to hint at your displeasure.
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But perhaps we’re old-fashioned and need to step up with the times. A young woman who goes by the handle Stormwinder has written into Reddit to express her glee at this very scenario:
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I finally asked, “What’s going on with you? I mean it. The thing you won’t tell me? Please? There’s something there isn’t there? (Sensing that weird barrier about to break, and him hesitating and thinking…) PLEASE tell me. Please! I’m open. Please!”
And that’s when he dropped the bomb.
I almost laughed. Then I said: “I thought you were about to tell me you’d killed someone. Are you kidding me?”
I think we saw something like that in a Highway to Heaven episode once.
Anyway, this man — whom she’s had an on-again, off-again relationship with for several months — eventually came clean and confessed he also used escort services to hire men for the occasional dalliance. Her reaction? “I was very turned on,” she writes. “My whole world just opened up.”
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Since then, their sex has been “mind-shattering” and “we’ve grown so much closer it’s insane.” Communication has vastly improved and they’re “down with occasional escorts,” although not “to the point of it becoming polyamory or swinging.”
Storm winder even has a few pointers for bi guys seeking out a female partner, which we’ve paraphrased below. (She may have found a cool bisexual partner, but she’s yet to find an editor.)
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Many seemingly open women will come across as “straight vanilla close-minded” types if they’ve had a long history of straight men making them feel weird about enjoying the idea of two guys together.
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A lot of women are into gay male adult films, and I’m not sure what this means but I think it might be worth looking into for bisexual men.
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A female that reacts with shock and surprise to a closeted bisexual boyfriend/husband may very likely come round to this sexual identity once the female realizes it doesn’t threaten their relationship.
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Girls who are comfortably open to dating bisexual guys exist. If you’re a bisexual guy, troll the relevant web/dating sites for girls into gay porn… they share something in common with you!!
What do you make of all this unstoppered bisexual ecstasy? Sound off in the comments below.
Heywood Jablowme
Can’t wait to see what our pal “Brian” says about this story!
canadalaw
Where did the accompanying photo come from? Is it from a movie?
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@Heywood Jablowme: LOL We were all thinking the exact same thing! Our correspondent for women’s affairs.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
^And bisexuals ..sorry I meant “bisexual-identified men” …because female bisexuals don’t exist, because female sexuality is fake…etc etc
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Some bi porn is awkward AF where at least one of the guys REALLY doesn’t want to be there. This is the one time where “amateur” really cums into its own.
Masc Pride
Seems fake. I could see a woman not really making a big deal over a BF that occasionally enjoys all-male porn, but his seeking out male escorts behind her back absolutely SHOULD concern her. Even though she’s now joined in, his secretive behavior was indicative of an issue way bigger than infidelity or sexuality. They should both go get tested.
darian
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: @Heywood Jablowme: I swear I thought the same thing at the end of the first sentence lol.
CaliKyle
Ive been in this sort of threesome one time each with two different couples. First time the woman ended up only watching even though the plan was for her to be involved. It was awkward because she remained quiet, aloof and impassive while her bf and I went at it. Second fouple the woman seemed really into it, was very cute and flirty. She and her man were both giving me head and she very confidently pushed him down and told him to lay there, that she was going to work me up and watch me screw him. Thats what was happening and she still seemed really into it until I was fully inside of him and going at it – all of the sudden she burst out in tears, sobbing so I could barely make out what she was saying. Long story short, #bonerkiller. I prefer one on one. Crowds sometimes get unruly and yes, three’s a crowd.
Godabed
sorry, who pays for sex… besides rich republicans?
Tim
@Masc Pride: It’s a little presumptuous of us to say that he “cheated” on her by hiring escorts. After all, their relationship is described as “on-again, off-again.” Nothing in the article describes either of them being unfaithful to the other.