A woman says doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend who won’t wash himself “down there” because he thinks touching his own genitalia makes him gay, so she’s seeking help from Reddit.
According to the woman, her 24-year-old boyfriend simply refuses to properly wash his nether regions.
“He explained that he doesn’t touch himself there, ever, because it’s gay,” she writes in the disturbing post.
“Therefore, he can’t clean the area specifically and just lets it get wet in the shower, that’s it. Other than this his hygiene is fine. I only became aware of the issue when we started getting more intimate.”
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We don’t even want to imagine what it was like for her to make such a horrifying discovery.
The woman continues, “He thinks washing his penis would be gay. What the hell. In fact he thinks any touching of anything between his legs is gay. This was completely ridiculous and I started asking him what about masturbating? What about wiping after he poops?”
Her boyfriend responded by telling her that he doesn’t wipe and instead uses a bidet. As for masturbating, he quit doing that years ago when it started making him feel “weird.”
“He says ‘any contact a guy has with the male ass or pubic areas is in a gay realm.’ I said that makes absolutely no sense when it’s your own body. It’s not GAY to tend to your OWN self, gay involves OTHER people!”
And now, the responses…
“Honestly, he’s probably gay or was possibly molested,” one person writes. “It’s extremely abnormal behavior.”
“Do your vag a favor and don’t sleep with him til he washes cause that is a bacterial infection waiting to happen,” another warns.
“Maybe take him to a Dr and have a hygiene intervention with him,” a third person suggests.
One person urges the woman to get out while she can: “I feel like the fact that he doesn’t wash or touch his own genital area (as genuinely disturbing as that is) is unfortunately only the tip of the iceberg with this whole thing.”
Another thinks her boyfriend is just being stubborn: “It’s beyond ridiculous, and into the realm of obviously lying. I think it’s far more likely he is he type that can either never lose an argument or never admit to lying and this simply spiraled out of even his control.”
And then there’s this person, who asks a very valid question: “How does he pee without touching his dick? I’m imagining a huge mess.”
Vince
Run for the hills girl. BF has more issues then a news stand.
TomG
I agree, this guy has some serious issues and need to see a psychiatrist. I presume he was raised in one of those overtly religious (Probably Christian) families as well.
Man About Town
Great line, Vince!
marion
When Reddit is the source material for the majority of your articles; how can you have the audacity to refer to yourself as a journalist!
djmcgamester
When was journalism part of the equation here?
Josh447
Yeah haha. Graham always brings the funnest stuff to the table.
Creamsicle
I swear, 3/4 of these posts are just “guess what people are saying on reddit!” or “look what happened on twitter!”
hansniemeijer
Maybe he IS just gay
Doctor Benway
Maybe he’s just completely dumb.
radiooutmike
No, no Doctor Benway; he IS gay. Way, way in the closet gay. Even I who had a wife a two kids, washed myself correctly and masturbated furiously.
djmcgamester
A) He’s not clean so get the hell out. B) I don’t normally like to draw this conclusion but he’s probably gay. The “weird” sounds a bit too much like his fantasies were going places he didn’t like. Leave and then support him when he finally comes out.
Harley
I can probably see if he had had a strict religious upbringing with lots of shame included, and then he equated touching himself to arousal to ejaculation, he could then see the connection to touching himself to the sin of homosexuality. Sounds like he clearly has religious derangement syndrome.
itzallan
Well, that seems to be taking homophobia to a whole new dirty level.
Josh447
OMG
PEN*IPHOB*IA
Wicked Dickie
First of all, you’re 24, plenty of other clean dicks out there to handle. Second of all, he’s got psychological problems that you should not burden yourself with.
Shirtless Climber
All he wants is that his GF should wash his private parts.
MISTERJETT
so i guess he doesn’t masturbate.
nm4047
so she moves on to someone else, leave this type of (copied) article to the website they originate from or some trash women’s Murdoch publication. Problem solved. Next.
PeteP
Wait until he figures out that wiping your ass makes you REALLY GAY.
jsteinbee
I took a shower and wash my now does that make me gayer then I M
batesmotel
It sounds like he’s got a compulsive mental disorder. He should probably see a psychiatrist as this issue will only get worse if it goes untreated.
Kieran
Start calling him “Stinky” in public and don’t stop until he gets the message.
surfpenis
I can only begin to imagine the stench of his steaming hot Petri dish of a crotch pot, cooking up all sorts of bacteria. If he’s uncut then I’m sure there’s the added vomit-inducing allure of a cheesy/pissy/feety smelling foreskin. Let’s not even think about the balls and pubes. If he “doesn’t touch himself” then those areas must be heavily forested and unkempt, with all types of crotch creatures residing there.
ShowMeGuy
That dude is defective. Run for the nearest exit.
Tombear
Huh, could you run that by me again?
rbernard
Unless this guy is rare and a real keeper, she should stop analyzing, run for the hills, and never look back.
Terrycloth
Im sure when he see Dr Ben Dover he will give it to him straight
Polaro
Kick that sad bastard to the curb.