Brandon Myers shows off his completed leg tattoo, but people are looking elsewhere

I'm about to come back with a bang ??

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Bromans star Brandon Myers needs some attention and knows how to get it.

Under the pretense of showing off a fresh leg tattoo on Instagram, he’s treated his legion of fans to an increasingly familiar site: a bulge almost surreal in its in-your-facedness.

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“My jungle leg sleeve complete!” he wrote gleefully.

And then he posted this little morsel of a moment:

My African Jungle Leg Sleeve complete!????? #legsleeve #junglesleeve #legtattoos

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For comparison, here’s how it looked the last time he gave a progress report: