Bromans star Brandon Myers needs some attention and knows how to get it.
Under the pretense of showing off a fresh leg tattoo on Instagram, he’s treated his legion of fans to an increasingly familiar site: a bulge almost surreal in its in-your-facedness.
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“My jungle leg sleeve complete!” he wrote gleefully.
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And then he posted this little morsel of a moment:
For comparison, here’s how it looked the last time he gave a progress report:
Paco
I think it’s great that he is comfortable enough with his masculinity to have chosen to permanently ink his body with that type of tattoo.
Brian
He knows the Ed Hardy look will never go out of style.
Paco
Ed who?
ham
Nothing to do with masculinity.
terminalose
There is 2 kind of guys : grower or shower. He’s a shower… by experience, I know this kind of dick rarely have quality erections
Stache
I looked to find one where he was erect. In this j/o gif he’s definitely hung. Probably at least 9. However, it’s not much bigger from soft so you’re right.
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Stache
It is what you call blessed though. Hung and a shower.
tdh1980
Yeah. Even in porn I’ve noticed that guys this big while either flaccid or semi-erect typically don’t grow much bigger when fully hard. It’s like nature’s weird way of balancing things out.
Brian
Stache, wow… how are you this good at the internet? haha
mz.sam
Yuck!…his gawdawful tats are hideous. Better if Brandon exposed his non-inked leg.
Josh447
Tattoos are soo hot.
Kieran
At least he still has one normal arm and leg.
ham
Nothing to do with masculinity.aparently 1:5 legs
Jack Meoff
Dude needs to stop skipping leg day at the gym
Rex Huskey
agree….
mhoffman953
Why does Queerty love straight guys so much? Especially one that exploits gays for their money
jjunke
well said.
Juanjo
Why does Queerty allow lame faux gay trolls like Miss Hoffman to post crap here?
mhoffman953
@Juanjo
Looks like I strike a nerve with you, Grandpa John. I guess we know who one of Brandon Myers’ customers is then
Rex Huskey
who says this dude is straight?
mhoffman953
@RexHuskey
When I clicked his Instagram link, it shows he’s married to a woman
prarie pup
If a hot man–straight or gay–shows it off for free I’m down with that. If a hot man wants to be paid for showing it off he can lick it (and not in a good way).
Xzamilloh
Attagirl, Queerty… keep showing us this hot taut male flesh on the weekdays and then guilt it on home on Sunday with “Why are Feminine Gay Men so Demonized” or “Your Erections are Racist” or “New App For Gay Lovers of Walnut Porn”
RIGay
Not bad for someone who is 4’6″…
jorgecruz
If you google “douchebag” isn’t this the first photo that comes up? Pouty lips, head tilt, lockerroom toilet in the background, headphones around the neck, haircut from 2001. pass
crowebobby
I’m fine with that dick not getting any harder when hard. But I’d prefer it on a softer man.
Stache
Yes. We all know you prefer young slender twinks.
Robert-in-Seattle
Whether or not you are into tats or dislike them on principle, you cannot deny the incredible talent and artistry of that tattoo artist. And, there’s the bulge…but I digress…
Stache
I think he’s a douche and not too much into the tats but I’m pretty sure most here wouldn’t be kicking him out of bed either.
OzJosh
Super-ugly tattoos. Mis-shapen over-developed thighs. And he says “yous”.
Ick.
Steven
That’s a posed shot for sure. He arranged himself to look like that. Not criticizing it but he’s showin’ off.
johnnymcmxxx
He’ll be sorry unless he has no taste. That complete leg tattoo is hideous. His body was perfectly lovely. It is not an improvement to gild the lily. Too much and too ugly.