We’ve just received the universe-shattering report that after two-years and as many babies, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Journalistic wunderkinds Star Magazine report:
Britney Spears filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline on Tuesday, Nov. 7 in Los Angeles County Superior Court, the day after she appeared on David Letterman sporting a hot new hairstyle and a killer new bod.
We sure hope that freedom from the walking sperm bank will cheer her up after losing a $10 million lawsuit.
To commemorate Spears-Federline union, here’s a clip from happier times. We say happier because watching a stoned Spears talk about her sore jaw makes us happy.