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Breaking: Hil and Rudy Join Forces!

Madame Tussaud‘s wax museum decided to take their Rudy Giuliani and Hillary Clinton replications for a little circulation around New York today.

We sure are glad we didn’t see it in person. This picture’s frightening enough to destroy what’s left of our disastrously low sperm count. Thanks, Madame Tussaud, you’ll be hearing from our lawyer. As soon as we get one, of course…