Breeder.

Big news! Gay disgrace Jim McGreevey’s dog had puppies! A lot of them! And, yes, we agree with Alex Pareene’s prediction: “…Dina Matos will sell them all to a puppy fur-obsessed heiress and use the money to buy more helicopters.” Meanwhile, the former New Jersey governor, who claims to be broke, has been living in luxury: “In his third day of testimony in his divorce trial, McGreevey told a state judge that his boyfriend bought the mansion for $1.4 million in 2006 and that it has four fireplaces and an in-ground pool on nearly two acres in Plainfield.” [Gawker and Phil. Inquirer]