Brilliant Inventor Working On Fleshlight Attachment For iPad

We’ve heard of interactive devices that allow you to control sex toys over the Internet, but a savvy entrepreneur is working on a new attachment that will literally allow you to have sex with your iPad. (Something many gay geeks have dreamed of, we’re sure.)

Reports UK site The Register:

The Fleshlight iPad holder comes to us from the fertile, febrile mind of prolific designer, author, recipe-creator, and opinionater Tv Slicèdbread Miller. The device—currently only in conceptual-design form—clips onto the outside of the iPad (lengthwise of course), and allows the user to pleasure himself while looking at the screen.

Presumably porn makers would leap at the chance to come up with shooting styles that enhance the illusion that the user is making love to an actual human, rather than a slab of electronics enhanced with a ribbed polymer pocket.

Interactive Life Forms, the manufacturer of the Fleshlight, tells The Reg that it’s already working on an an iPad interface. We’re sure both versions will make a big splash in the market.

UPDATE: Miller clarified that his design  “led to [ILF’s product] development, not a competing product.” 

Photos: Tv Miller, Apple, Channel 1 Releasing

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  • dsp

    Won’t be on my birthday present list. I prefer the real thing!

  • dvlaries

    “The illusion of closeness, but always at arm’s length,” as Anna Quindlen once put it.
    This is that idea to the ultimate.

  • Brandon H

    You’d get nauseous from watching the screen bob up and down. And really, who wants to clean lube and jizz off their ipad?

  • Tv Miller

    To slightly correct you, it is in fact that above design that was pitched to Fleshlight Inc that led to their development, not a competing product. So, one product is coming ouut from Fleshlight…and you’re welcome. Please enjoy!

  • James

    Oh dear lord. You sir, just made my day.

  • Steve

    jeez, kids these days. No imagination. Whatever happened to sitting on your hand until it fell asleep and then rubbing one out?

  • Elizabeth

    Any sexual aid designed to bring my husband satisfaction gets the “two thumbs up” from me! I have felt guilty for years that I am the recipient of most of the sex toys we use in our bedroom. Now, due to a little ingenuity, my husband can enjoy himself in an alternate way. The Pink Lady Fleshlight I bought my husband on will come in handy when he’s on the road.

  • Fitz

    Jeeeeezus… Why don’t you kids go outside and play?

    Is meeting people and getting laid out of style?

  • Stuart

    sick, distasteful

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