Britain Is a Great Place to Be a Refugee, If You’re Not Among the 98% Told to Go Home and ‘Be Discreet’ About Your Sexuality

Refugees seeking asylum in another country to escape oppression and persecution in their homeland find the people of the United Kingdom to be the most welcoming, according to a new survey released by the non-profit Refugee Action. That’s great news for the 1 out of every 50 refugees, seeking a save haven because of their sexuality, who can even make it past Britain’s first round of hearings. Otherwise, Britain’s solution for persecution: Go home and move to another neighborhood.

Britain Tells Persecuted Foreign Gays: Stop Acting So Faggy In Your Home Country