So did you hear, America’s former ruler its their elections yesterday? And David Cameron, he of the Conservative Party and deflecting anti-gay grey matter, has been declared victor! That means Gordon Brown, the sitting prime minster, must step aside, unless he does something tricky like join up with the Liberal Democrats; for now, he’s staying put. But it’s not like the good times are over: Neither of the three major parties declared a victory in Parliament, giving way to the term “hung parliament,” which doesn’t mean what you think it does. Unless … it does. And I totally thought this was going to be the most boring election evah!
Now someone please explain to me when Britain is going to elect a new queen? Because its current one looks like she needs a nap!