Britney At Bottom Of Insanity Barrel

Fallen pop princess Britney Spears has been classified as “Gravely Disabled,” which basically means she’s incapable of caring for herself. Such a tag can be used for involuntary commitment. The good news: things can’t get much worse for Spears, so let’s all look forward to her triumphant “I’m no longer crazy” concert. If she gets better, of course.