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Britney Births A Disaster

Dead-eyed and wobbly, 25-year old Britney Spears took to the VMA stage last night for a “come back”. Unfortunately, the former pop-star didn’t seem to bring anything – period. Though somewhat catchy, Spears’ single, “Gimme More” got lost in the absolute atrociousness of, well, nearly everything about the performance. For those of you cheering Spears on, you should have saved your breath.

Here are some shots from the abortion of a performance.