Britney Gives A Shout-Out To Her Gays In Promo For Ascension Party

In the gay demimonde of Fire Island, Ascension is the hedonistic capstone of the summer, where guests like Kelly Rowland have performed before throngs of shirtless boys enjoying sun, sand, music and possibly several illicit substances.

It doesn’t look like Britney Spears will be the musical guest at this year’s Ascension (her Femme Fatale tour will be hitting Pittsburgh on Friday), but she did record this little message encouraging partygoers to have a blast at the bash, taking place August 19 to 21 in the Pines.

Y’know, Brit kinda looks like she stopped getting dressed halfway to do the clip. We’re not sure what the rest of her outfit is going to look like, but we love the dramatic eyeshadow. Werk!


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  • james


  • Jewed Law

    Is she maturing into Ann Coulter?

  • Pep, Italy


  • jason

    Why isn’t Britney appearing? She seems to avoid gay events in my opinion. Is she afraid of offending homophobes? Looks like it.

  • Mymomsaysimawesome

    What? Fuck her! She supported George bush, notice Queerty doesn’t ever mention that, but they love to talk shit about lady gaga.

  • sam

    @jason: Did you listen to the woman? She’s on tour -_-

    @Mymomsaysimawesome: George Bush is long in the past, and the people who run Queerty have their own personal biases. Have you not figured that out yet? :P

    As for Britney, yikes girl, fix your eyebrows. -_-

  • Red Meat

    This tranny is the worst thing that happened to music in the last 15 years. And all the fucking gays love to give her fake ass money.

  • Sean

    Oops, you made a mistake Red Meat. I think you meant to post this on Lady Gaga’s wall!

  • brandon

    LOVE HERRRRR. why is everyone on here so serious with their comments? did britney do something personally wrong to you? haha.. just listen to the fun music and have FUN! some of yall must be miserable people.

  • jason

    Red Meat,

    LOL. I’ve never understood the fascination that gay men have for half-naked female singers. Double LOL.

    Either gay men are misguided or they are pathologically dysfunctional. I’d settle for the latter.

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