Britney Spears Already Dead To AP

The Associated Press wants to be prepared for Britney Spears‘ seemingly imminent death. From Us:

“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.

“I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington adds. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

We were actually just talking about how we should have a Spears obit on deck. Isn’t that sad?