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Britney’s A Slow Lurner…

By Andrew Belonsky June 13, 2007 at 10:06am

Britney, Britney, Britney. When will you learn how not to flash your junk to the world? But at least you’ve discovered the pussy protecting power of panties…

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3 Comments

Alexa

WHY???

Is Paris getting too much attention?

And why was it even posted here? It’s not cute, or hot – just pathetic and ridiculous in a very heterosexual way.

June 13, 2007 at 1:06pm

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