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Broadway Bares unveils 2017 theme (and a WHOLE lot more)

Polish your apples and apply your most provocative pocket protector: Broadway Bares just announced the theme for it’s 2017 show.

The legendarily bawdy burlesque — a long-running benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS — will be a study of college life, and they’re calling it Strip U.

We’re picturing oral quizzes. Locker room pillow talk. Fraternity hazing gone right.

Related: PHOTOS: Alex Minsky Strips Down As Broadway Bares Rocks NYC

All this gyrating and jiggling in G-strings will be descending on New York City’s Hammerstein Ballroom on June 18th.

To whet your appetite, they’ve just released a teaser highlighting some of the year’s hottest performers. Expect over 150 singers and dancers to stret their stuff, and all for the best cause imaginable.

Prepare yourself for teacher’s pets, student bodies, homecoming kings and queens, and surprise guests galore.

Watch and learn:

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