Is sleazy Brody Jenner the closest thing to a gay-friendly reality star this side of The Hills? In his new MTV show Bromance — premiering Dec. 29, where a group of guys compete to be his BFF — not only does the so-called famous actor-something get his wannabe best friends to tear up, but he also eliminates them one-by-one … in the hot tub.
Reports E!’s Marc Malkin: “Jenner purposely put his wannabe buddies into some compromising and rather uncomfortable situations because he thinks it forced them to show their true characters. For instance, the elimination takes place as they sit knee to knee in a hot tub. ‘It’s kind of homoerotic and I love people saying that,’ Jenner says in all seriousness, adding, ‘I’m cool with my sexuality and the gender that I like and I have a beautiful girlfriend. That’s why I feel so comfortable with having these awkward guy moments.'”
And it wouldn’t be a reality show without a token gay:
Same-Sex Spoiler Alert: There is a token gay guy among the competitors, Michael, but the poor sap never even made it to the first elimination round. In the premiere episode, airing Dec. 29, Michael is shown packing his bags and leaving the frat house (where else do you think they would live?) shortly after filming. He explained to Jenner he was disappointed to find that Bromance was more Animal House than The Hills.
“He was really excited about being on the show,” Sleazy T says of Michael. “He got really groomed.”
So groomed that Delgado nicknamed him Eyebrow Mike, a moniker the eyebrow-plucked Michael apparently didn’t appreciate.
“He was waxed and all ready to go,” Jenner says, “but he thought he was going to meet Lauren Conrad.”
gaycurmudgeon
I can see the “elimination scene” now: First guy to pop a boner has to “pack his hair gel.”
GayBobVT
I’d sign up to be the tokin’ gay.
ask ena
Who IS Brody Jenner? Never even heard of him. Guess I’m old.
TBSJR
Brody is a hotpiece off ass. I would sign up for that hot tub anytime
ChristopherM
@ask ena:
He is the male Paris Hilton, and a general waste of space.
Mike
I know he’s King Douche, but dear GOD is he foxy.
Definitely a BILFAAB (Boy I’d Like to F*** After A Brainectomy).
kl
Isn’t he related to Bruce Jenner some way?
kl
bruce jenner family?
mpwilson
@kl: Yeah.. he’s his son I believe. The entire family was on a reality show a few years back, which is how Brody started to make a name for himself.
luke
i hope he doesn’t follow in his dad’s footsteps and have all that bad plastic surgery. Bruce Jenner is scary looking!!
Thor
He has the most adorable face ever. I just want to pinch it like some old crazy aunt.
Ya the show is going to be crap. Though the next season of real world looks pretty good actually.
Etienne St.Jean
There exists another aspect of homosexuality often ascribed to the act of two or more of the same sex embracing in intercourse. This behavior is debated among top researchers and experimenters to be either an abomination of God or the most fabulous lifestyle in modern culture.
Its origins are obscure and relatively unknown, but the first documented traces of this behavior appear during the Greco-Roman era, but at the time it was referred to as “wrestling.” The Greeks, of course, were all gay as modern playwrights. Somtimes people say that homosexuality is wrong. We pitty these people. They are the people who enjoy to watch the grandmother touchin her dog. Laugh at them
Famous Homosexuals :
Elton John
John Winston Howard
Fred Phelps
Mullah Omar
Gore Vidal
Oscar Wilde
Adolf Hitler
George W. Bush
Benito Mussolini
dgz
(etienne, after reading several of your posts, i have to assume that you are either a) high, or b) an elaborate construct of phishing software.
or perhaps my fears of dystopia have arrived, and you are both. in any case, go away.)
anyway, brenner is also kim kardashian’s step-brother. and is famous for being the erstwhile love-interest of a reality star. is he employed?
Darth Paul
@ChristopherM: Yeah, but he’s an utterly bangable waste, innit.
Peking Duck
Wasn’t Bruce Jenner reported to have a huge schlong?
Insideguy
BFF? Doesn’t that mean Best Friend Forever? Who on God’s Green Earth would want to be stuck with that publicity whore for all eternity. I guess the “fruit” never falls far from the “fruit” tree, does it Brucie-kins?
concretepinata
How is this news? A failtastic attempt at homoeroticism?
BrodyIsHuge
Google Brody Jenner Batman Halloween pictures and you’ll see that he is blessed
RCFinSF
Okay, I Googled him, but I have to tell you, I think Rodrigo Valle’s Morning wood, sorry goods, is more impressive.
Jeff Green
We love Bruce! We love ANT. I can’t believe I missed a show with both of them! Dang. But ANT’s website -http://www.antcomic.com –
talks about a movie called Sister, Mary!, he and Bruce are co-starring in. Should be camp-a-licious! Love Queerty~!
Jeff Green
ooops thta’s
http://www.antcomic.com/blog/
sorry bout that.
misterhollywood
Hi, Queerty –
Quick note to say we loved this story and linked back to it on our gossipy item on Brody Jenner. Thanks for fun item on the reality TV show hunk.
KerryB
He’s so stupid he had is last name tattooed on his torso in case he forgets it.
wwerts1
It be great to be his BFF he’s hot and secpxy
Giuseppe
He’s one of Caitlyn’s kids and PRETTY!
BlueDude
Brody is physically beautiful, but, aside from being Bruce Jenner’s son, what is his claim to fame? All I’ve ever heard/read is that he’s a very public, epic A-hole with “privelige”.
pscheck2
Here is another pretty boy skirting around our Maypole implying he is str8 ( I have a beautiful girlfriend). Actually, he is belittling us in that he can ‘touch’ the goods without being labeled:GAY! Either come out and admit he loves the male form or go away and take his girlfriend with him!
crowebobby
@Etienne St.Jean: There has never been anything to suggest either Hitler or Mussolini was gay.