That's So Gay!
Just when we hoped the Brokeback Mountain jokes would go away, OK! claims Heath Ledger’s “in talks” for a sequel to his gay cowboy drama.
Although we won’t be seeing his pal Jake Gyllenhaal, 26, Heath Ledger, 28, is currently in negotiations to reprise his role as Ennis. “It will follow the nasty process of being openly gay in 1963 Wyoming, an insider tells OK!.ï¿½ “Ennis will finally come out of the closet.”
First, that sounds kind of like bullshit. Two, what exactly is the “nasty process of being openly gay in 1963”?
Harnessing their journalistic imaginations, the OK! staffers end by suggesting Ennis find a new profession with the Village People. The wit!
Despite “OK’s” error in the year that would be involved in Ennis “finally” coming outâ€”it would be 1983 or afterâ€”are you suggesting it wouldn’t have been difficult to come out in Wyoming in 1963?
“If you take away the novelty factor, Brokeback was nothing more than a Lifetime TV movie with men.”
If we took away your keyboard, Jon, you would just be a drooling cretin with nowhere to type nonsense.
You’re still drooling, Jon. Replace “in reality” with, “in my opinion” and have at it. But don’t confuse the two.
Quite happy with life, thank you, Jon. Though I could do without halfwits who can’t simply admit that they’ve written something stupid, but, instead, attack the person who pointed it out to them. Your mama apparently spoiled you to think you can do no wrong. Well, I ain’t your mama. Thank the goddess.
“Take a doll”? Take a doll? Showing your age aren’t you, Dear? I’ve heard eyesight is one of the first things to go, but can’t you afford reading glasses on Medicare? We didn’t trash Jon’s mother. We LUV HER! She tried her best, but he still turned out to be, uh, “challenged.”