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Brown University Becomes Site Of Rhode Island Marriage Bagpipe Showdown

At last, somebody other than the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing the gays! The Pennsylvania-based American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property (which laughably claims 120,000 members and adheres to Roman Catholic teachings) showed up at Brown University in Rhode Island to defend the state from the radical homosexual agenda. The group of 15 managed to play their bagpipes (yes, really) for a crowd of 20 spectators before getting kicked off campus by public safety officers. “Homosexuality is a violation of God’s natural law,” explained spokesman John Ritchie, whose group help up signs like “God’s Marriage = 1 Man & 1 Woman,” along with a red banner with a lion on it, which “an unidentified male intentionally ran into.” Naturally the campus gays weren’t happy about it, so they sounded the Facebook alarm and showed up in rainbow outfits to counter-protest. [photo via]