At last, somebody other than the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing the gays! The Pennsylvania-based American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property (which laughably claims 120,000 members and adheres to Roman Catholic teachings) showed up at Brown University in Rhode Island to defend the state from the radical homosexual agenda. The group of 15 managed to play their bagpipes (yes, really) for a crowd of 20 spectators before getting kicked off campus by public safety officers. “Homosexuality is a violation of God’s natural law,” explained spokesman John Ritchie, whose group help up signs like “God’s Marriage = 1 Man & 1 Woman,” along with a red banner with a lion on it, which “an unidentified male intentionally ran into.” Naturally the campus gays weren’t happy about it, so they sounded the Facebook alarm and showed up in rainbow outfits to counter-protest. [photo via]
Fitz
I had awesome, mind blowing sex in a laboratory in Metcalf hall at Brown.
Rose
@Fitz: Two questions: How much did you have to pay, and what disinfectant did they use to wipe down Metcalf hall afterward?
LHBIC
@Rose: rude
tony x
Look at that banner — what this all is about
PROPERTY – GREED/POWER/OWNERSHIP
If they can get that by getting one group to hate the other – they “win”
Naughton Straight
That’s funny…a woman’s voice sounds just like a bagpipe to me, so they’re basically offering free samples.
John
Actually, it wasn’t just “the campus gays”… I go to Brown, and most of the people there were straight allies. That’s the best thing about Brown. It’s not just we gays fighting for our rights — we’re overwhelmingly supported by the entire community.
Fitz
@John: Hey John, so do they still have those long, cold black marble lab tables at Metcalf. đ (like, literally 35 years ago, but a lovely memory)
John
@Fitz: nah, Metcalf just underwent a huge renovation.
Fitz
@John: Damnit. lol. Well, I left my 15 y/o cherry on the lab table behind the huge lecture hall.
tim
slavin student center, at good old conservative ground zero just down the road providence college, a lot riskier than doing anything at brown…
beat that you ivies, haha
tim
slavin student center, at good old conservative ground zero just down the road providence college, a lot riskier than doing anything at brown…
beat that you ivies, haha
our rally was pretty damn good too.