2016 Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson made quite an ass of himself this week when he went on CNN and claimed he had hard evidence to support the claim that being gay is a choice.
“A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight,” Carson said, “and when they come out they’re gay.”
Naturally, the “lame-stream media” had a field day over the comments, with many claiming the retired neurosurgeon had successfully killed his campaign for the presidency before it had even really begun. We’re pretty sure it was dead on arrival anyway.
Yesterday, even Carson apologized: “I do not pretend to know how every individual came to their sexual orientation. I regret that my words to express that concept were hurtful and divisive. For that I apologize unreservedly to all that were offended.”
But there is one person in America taking the side Carson is not even on anymore.
Right Wing Watch obtained video of none other than Bryan Fischer praising Carson’s demonstrably false views. But not only that, Fischer takes it one step further by demanding that all other potential GOP candidates answer the same question as a litmus test for their antigay extremism.
“I hope they ask Jeb Bush this question!” Fischer opined. “I hope they ask Rick Perry this question! I hope they ask Rand Paul this question! I hope they ask Mike Huckabee this question!”
Okay, Bryan, we get it. Is being an asshole your choice or were you born that way?
“I hope they ask, ah, um, Scott Walker this question!” he continues. “I hope they ask Ted Cruz this question! I want every single Republican candidate on record: Do. You. Think. Homosexual. Conduct. Is. A. Choice?!”
Watch Fischer go crazy in the video below.
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Sluggo2007
Homosexuality is no more a choice than being black or white is a choice. I’ll bet Bryan Fischer’s Bible pages are stuck together.
Ladbrook
I think it was the wonderful Dan Savage who went straight at these guys a few years ago and demanded that one of them “suck my dick.” I mean, if it’s such a choice, Savage pondered, then a lot of these guys should demonstrate just how easy it is to “go gay” and start sucking dick on camera to prove it.
As for me, I want Carson and Hannity locked up in prison for 5 yrs to see if they turn gay. I mean, if that’s all it takes, then let them prove it… with science.
Large Marge
He proves his mental midgetry (no offense to midgets)by equating what men do in confined spaces to what they would do in real life… people don’t come out of prison as the gay if they were straight.. they go back to women, but when availability is highly limited, they look to alternatives.
It’s like saying I have a snowball, so there is no global warming (actually done on the senate? floor, maybe the house).
Or I ate at Mcdonalds so there is no global hunger. Or that if I ate a salad, I’m now a vegetarian.
The logic process is clearly the dumbs and this person has no business being in control of anything other than a blog for the dumbs peeps.
tricky ricky
bryan fischer and his ilk have the habit of equating a person saying they are gay to a person saying they engage in sexual perversions. you can’t simply be gay with these people, you have to be a deranged pervert or you wouldn’t be saying you’re gay. it doesn’t matter to them that you might be celibate. to identify with being gay in the least little bit brands you as some kind of sexual demon. this jerk spews his b.s. daily on a variety of topics (being anti-gay makes you a f*cking expert on everything)but his bread and butter is the gays. that’s what brings in the money. if all the crap that jerks like him claim Obama was going to do to conservative christians was true he’d have been picked up and sent off to a fema re-education camp long ago. I can’t imagine any woman ever wanting to have sex with these foul men. their obsession is with gays and their delusions about them are way beyond mere money making rhetoric, it is down right mentally ill.
Desert Boy
I am convinced radical, rightwingers like Bryan Fischer, Ben Carson and Mike Huck-a-Bible, are latent homosexuals. They just can’t stop talking about ‘teh gays’.
Cam
Fischer spends more time thinking about gay men then an 18 year old gay virgin in his gym class locker room. If he isn’t caught with a male prostitute very soon I will be surprised.
demented
I also hope they ask every candidate from both parties that question. Everyone should know the answer of what they think, although any answer would probably be a lie because hey, politicians. So maybe it doesn’t matter.
Trippy
When smokers quit smoking, they think about nothing else but smoking.
This Fischer guy, Carson, and all of those other anti-gay ‘phobes who do nothing but chase down Fox cameras to scream about evil homosexuals HAVE to be dealing with some sort of internal, unquenched cravings or else they’d be focusing on more important things. This thought applies doubly to Fischer. He’s certifiable. I’d bet my left nut that he secretly diddles male hookers at the local Motel 6 as a way of celebrating his birthday every year.
jks1113
@Cam: @Cam:
Check the secret room in his basement!!!
Tracy Pope
Bryan Fischer’s preoccupation with homosexuality really does border on psychosis. The bizarre responses and reactions to anything “homo” reflects some deep personal mental health issues. Whether it’s religion or unresolved homosexual feelings remains to be seen.
Giancarlo85
Where are all the right wingers on this site who will defend these clowns? Fischer has some unusual fixation on gay sex and that doesn’t surprise me. Larry Craig was very critical of gay people, and we all know what happened there. Republicans always say one thing in public, but do the opposite behind closed doors. Basically they are telling people to do as they say, but not as to what I really do in private.
Time to bust these right wing liars and hypocrites.
jwtraveler
@Desert Boy: What are ‘teh gays’?
CoachS
Umm… who is Bryan Fischer… and why should I care about his opinion…?
Captain Obvious
Only clicked because I wanted to see a larger version of the pic of the guys with huge asses.
SteveDenver
@Captain Obvious: Aye Captain, that’s Colby Keller, and he is fantastic! He’s versatile, generous with his porn partners, cute, sturdy build, unfussed body hair, and hung. A friend of mine calls him “normal guy hot.” I gotta start hanging out where he hangs out.
SteveDenver
We’re always hearing sexual orientation is a CHOICE.
If it’s that simple, would heterosexuals please demonstrate by choosing gay for just 72 hours?… in a gay bathhouse. Let’s make this intense.
mcflyer54
I’m a gay man and I never think about straight sex. However, it amazes me how supposedly straight men like Bryan Fisher are obsessed with gay sex. It seems to me that, as much as Fisher talks about it, his audience must have the same unnatural preoccupation with gay sex as Bryan. Maybe they all need to meet up in a hotel room somewhere and get it out of their systems.
jimstoic
Props to whomever chose and arranged the illustration.
chasr34
I don’t understand why people feel the need to pry themselves in other people’s business for? I mean, what a person does in their bedroom or etc., is their freaken business already. Enough is enough. Not a single **** was given as to what this man thinks. He’s in denial with himself and he is a jerkomatic!
Captain Obvious
@SteveDenver: The south and/or middle America. All cornfed guys are built like that, I’m from the south so I can see where he’d get that phrase from.
Eating fattier food but still working out a bit gives you a thicker frame without looking like a manufactured Ken Doll, especially since out here guys aren’t plucking their brows, and waxing their body hair.
On the downside way more guys out here are closeted and have beards. So that’s pretty much the trade off. I prefer them though because most of them don’t even know they’re hot, unlike the pretty boys out west who are so full of themselves they start thinking they’re special.
Giancarlo85
Bryan Fischer is BJ McFrisky’s butt buddy. That’s who he is.
Daniel-Reader
We should vote on the punishment for people who make money harming GLBT young people. I think parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles, siblings, and friends of GLBT kids who have died should get to decide the fate of those who make money violating their human rights.
Desert Boy
@jwtraveler: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teh%20gay
WEBOne
@Sluggo2007:
His bible pages are stuck together because his sexual fantasies are about the inquisition and demons torturing people in his vision of hell…
boneil
Someone needs to ask Bryan Fischer if being a douchebag is a choice, or was he born that way.
jwtraveler
@Desert Boy: WOW!
CharlieM3
This is one Christian I wish would go ahead and get ruptured
Bauhaus
Of course Brian Fischer can’t stop talking about guys humping other guys. A lifetime of repression will do that. He has verbal diarrhea and is supremely narcissistic, like most clergy and politicians. Because he can’t ever openly act on his homosexuality, he obsesses. The twisted, monstrous creature, just can’t help attacking others in an attempt relieve his own self-disgust. His self-hatred must be immeasurable and unrelenting.
GayEGO
Brian Fischer needs to be outed. His fascination with humping may well be satisfied by sending him a vibrator to insert in his poopsie chute. :>)