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Bryan Fischer Fears The Military Is Overrun By “Hypermasculine Aggressive Homosexuals”

Bryan Fischer is fumed. What else is new?

This week, the AFA’s most notorious nutjub took the time to tell Focal Point viewers about the “military Bible stick” program, a service that offers the New Testament in audiobook form to servicemembers that want one.

Shortly after, Fischer went on a tirade, as he does, claiming that the repeal of DOMA has forced Christians out of the military and “opened the door for hypermasculine, aggressive homosexuals” to take over. He somehow assimilates a mass homosexual takeover to the fall of Ancient Greece, which obviously happened because Ancient Greece had an aggressive, hypermasculine homosexual military that courted “young male lovers.”

If you can stomach any more, watch in the clip above.

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27 Comments

  • Mike

    I think Bryan Fischer fantasizes about hypermasculine aggressive homosexuals.

  • yaoming

    Send in the Marines… Oh, wait – they ARE the “hypermasculine aggressive homosexuals”.

  • hyhybt

    How is it that, though he’s said this sort of thing before, it somehow manages to sound even crazier each time?

  • Jackhoffsky

    Just in the past week and a half alone, Bryan Fischer has thought about homosexuality WAY more than I have… and apparently in hotter ways.

  • Will L

    @Jackhoffsky: LOL Yeah, makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

  • hf2hvit

    The only thing he fears is that he’ll never be on all fours with them behind him…butt…then he probably has more than skeletons in his closet

  • Charles175

    This guy has become so wacky he is laughable. Only unlearned and stupid people would actually listen to a moron like this. But then again IQ and being religious are diametrically opposed to one another. As one goes down the other goes up and vice versa.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    He wants it.

  • macmantoo

    You mean there are homersexuals in the military? No one sent me the memo. Golly gee bob, what’s a queen to do. So many men and SO LITTLE TIME.

  • ncman

    Gee, and I thought the reason they were worried about gays in the military was because the gays were going to “sissify” the military. But, apparently, the gays are way too masculine for the military now. YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.

  • jwrappaport

    Hot. Is it too late to enlist?

  • Eiswirth

    I could only listen to about a third of the clip. OMG…the homosexual agenda, the hypermasculine homosexual in the military (because one would have to be “hyper” to be in the military, I guess), gay weddings in the chapel… Where does he come up with this stuff? The last time I looked the country has not fallen into the dark pits of hell because the DOMA was rejected. Idiotic, religious-fueled nonsense based on self-hatred and fear of the unknown. What a jackass!

  • lab

    gotta say hypermasculine and aggressive sure beats what they usually call us

  • Jonathonz

    Where does he get his info? You wouldn’t know because he never says. He just spouts a bunch of numbers and hopes that nobody will notice that he could just be making it all up. The only source he mentions is the Huffington Post and he never mentions the author’s name. He must be hoping that at least some of his listeners that will just take him at face value and believe every word he says. The sad thing is is that there probably are a lot of people that do listen to him and believe him.

  • hyhybt

    @ncman: Of course you can have it both ways, provided you don’t care about the truth but are just throwing out anything you think people might believe.

  • mada

    You know where Bryan Fischer puts that Bible Stick…

  • Tommysole

    Hyper masculine homos, that court young male lovers? Sounds like my kind of place!

    I was in the Navy before dont ask dont tell, it was not easy.

    This guy is an asshole.

  • dnyboy

    I honestly can’t comprehend how incredibly ignorant and narrow minded you have to be to actually think any of that makes logical sense. I’ve heard babies say more logical and coherent things.

  • Deepdow

    Aggressive =/= Assertive

  • Bellerophon69

    This aggressive, hypermasculine homosexual would love to bitch slap that whiny assed puss Bryan Fisher until he cried like a little girl, except that would dignify his lame rhetoric. And get me thrown in jail. And we all know violence solves nothing. Then again, a broken jaw would shut him up for a while…

  • EverybodySayLove

    @Mike: AGREED!!

  • EverybodySayLove

    @Bellerophon69: FANNED!!

  • EverybodySayLove

    Never you mind those “aggressive, hyper masculine” heteros who are featured in EVERY movie on the screen these days, it seems. You know the kind: the ones who are ALWAYS heroes and ALWAYS get the girl, and…blah, blah…

  • dkmagby

    Sad thing, they’ve been there all along. Just now you know they’re gay.

  • hf2hvit

    He’s probably upset by the Santorum he finds in his bed afterwards…everybody knows “straight” men don’t know how to clean their asses.

  • dwndckd

    @hf2hvit, I’m a str8 guy and I can honestly say that I was taught to clean my ass pretty well… that and always wear clean underwear…. After all—it’s a choice!

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