While pretty much everyone (except for Jeb Bush and a few other rouge conservatives) now agrees that Indiana’s “religious freedom” bill signed by Gov. Mike Pence one week ago today is totally discriminatory and draconian and awful, at least one person is standing up for it.
Any guesses as to who?
That’s right! It’s AFA’s resident closet case homophobe Bryan Fischer. The conservative radio host, who loves nothing more than talking about men having sex with other men, took to airwaves yesterday to speak in favor of Indiana’s law, claiming that, wait for it, forcing Christians to serve gay people is tantamount to slavery.
Yes, slavery.
Fisher is very unhappy with Gov. Pence for announcing this week that he now feels the bill needs to be re-written to eliminate any language that grants businesses owners the right to deny services to gay people.
“I’m afraid Gov. Pence is dangerously close to allowing the homosexual lobby to get the state of Indiana to compel people…to provide labor against their will,” Fischer babbled. “What do we call it when people are compelled to provide labor against their will? Involuntary labor. What do we call that, ladies and gentleman? That is involuntary servitude! That is slavery! That is something that is forbidden by the 13th amendment!”
See Fischer run his mouth in the clip below.
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Lawrence Gisonda
Actually, I’m In Favor. Love you have my house cleaned and lawn mowed for free.
Michael Garlington
This is as ridiculous as the actions in Indiana, we are better than this.
Ron Dunn
My floors need scrubbed and windows need done where do I apply for one of these guys, local church or what??
Mike Kausalik
I support this.
Mark Klein
Moron.
Matthew Katz
well it’s a thought!
Kathy Griffith
That sounds like something he would enjoy.
Steve Wyrick
HA!
Steve Davies
Is he jerking off to that?
Leon Wilborn
Why is it always crazy old men, usually bloated old white guys. who come up with this stuff??
Lou Mac
Haha! Sounds good to me.
AtticusBennett
weird. my entire family and all of my straight friends…they’ve not yet been enslaved by me and my oppression coterie of homosexual comrades. we hang out together. we share life together. we enjoy each other’s company.
so far, no slavery.
jwtraveler
You have to give these right-wing nutcases credit for imagination. As we know from many famous artists, there is a connection between creativity and insanity.
Giancarlo85
LOL I’m sure he would have said the same thing about black people demanding that they be allowed into white owned businesses in the South during the 1950s/1960s.
These right wing nutcases are the ones that want people to be slaves to corporations. You can’t help a hypocrite.
Alan Arthur Anglin
This man a fucking whack job.
Atrius
Bring back the lions!
TheBigOne
I wouldn’t mind having a couple of male christians running around my house in chains and leather chaps. I have plenty of jobs that require a lot of bending over.
billeetee
OMG! I NEVER knew that Byan was into ‘bondage’?
Kevin J Desmond
And that ass face forgets it was CHRISTIANS who started slavory in the southern states 300 years ago !!!!
Steven Shelton
Man this guy watches a lot of gay porn , along with all these other crazy bat ass preachers
Oli1023
Did you mean to say “rogue” Republicans, editors? It’s not “rouge”.
Bobby Smith
He is obsessed with gay sex..He thinks of it more than i do..Well maybe not Lol.
Victor Barry
Morons talking to morons, self reinforcing their brain farts is just comedic gold.
Gregory R. Bowman
Mercy me, Bryan Fischer the homophobic jerk turns out to be a fucking douchebag!
dhmonarch89
IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atomicrob
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Talk about someone focused in on S&M fantasies . . .
tampaed
Ok so where do I get a few of these Christian Slaves? My Lions are hungry!
Andrew Monce
$hit you read my mind..not so much sex slaves..but damn be nice to have one cut my lawn and do house work…ahh the fantasises…
jwtraveler
@Oli1023: No, “rouge conservatives”. They’re the opponents of “lipstick liberals”.
Gregory McDaniel
Any day now I will force them to build me a pyramid.
Luis H. Lopez
Lunatic.
NoCagada
Slaves? Not if they get paid for their services.
I have a feeling he lives with a baby jesus butt plug up his pimply, fat, white ass
Roger Honeycutt
With the gay sense of style the world would be better off lol
Bruce Dillon
Cafe Flesh!
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1EqualityUSA
Weeding, that’s all I need from them. Oxalis is the bane of my existence.
Eugene Schnitger
He sure spends a lot of time fantasizing about gay sex…
tricky ricky
@Ron Dunn: I just lasso me some jehova witnesses or mormon boys when they show up at my door and make them do it.
James Kelley
I HATE AFA/AFR
Eloweez Rainbowz
I would love to make his dreams come true!! Can we start with him?¿
Eddie Jr
The last time I looked, “slaves” don’t get paid for their services. There goes your argument Mr. Fischer.
Fredrick Bertz
This guy needs to stop mixing up his fantasy life with reality!
Jerry Edgell
When you have a business you serve everyone no matter what your religious beliefs are. If you dont then you pay the price for it. Keep your religion out of politics and the public simple as that.
Nikki Hatch
Ridiculous.
Hagen Schmitt
I need my house cleaned so get to working bitch…. Lol ð???
Judi Tunis
There all a bunch of morons. They seem to want to weed out certain people. Hitler did the same thing and look what happened.
jd2222248
I what he is saying. So, can straight people can be denied services if the owner does not what to service heterosexuals?
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Do I have the correct understanding?
Charles Barth
What an idiot
hyhybt
@jwtraveler: They have the same problem as Boener, just a different shade.
switcher
Are they going to deny people who are divorced service? Or people of a different race? Or couples who are living a common-law marriage? How about people who cheat on their wives?
This is how the Nazis started changing things in Germany before WWII.